So I was scanning through craigslist today and I came across this one ad that made me chuckle.
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ROCK GOD!!!! for hire
Since you clicked on the Posting title I see you are interested in hireing a ROCK GOD!!! Some quick back round..
I am Male 25, and been kicking ass since 1981!!!I don't play any insturments and I can't really sing but I can Pump my fist and yell!!! I have a manageible drug problem that fuels the creative beast in me!!
What am I looking for?
A BAND!!
ONE BAD ASS BAND!
THAT KIND THAT WILL NOT CONFORM!!!!
Please I only want people that are serious about ROCKING to reply!!!!

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catswilleatyou Wrote:
my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando
http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.