anyone catch the mormons on pbs the last two nights?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 4:57 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

yvarg&tsaor-top Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

the quiet mormon dude at work

really judgmental about drinking
even though
i think i caught him JO'ing twice now
(don't know why else you'd pee in the crapper ... on your tip toes)

normally, i'd be like "hell yea, stick it to the maaaan"

but since this bathroom
is in a highschool
and shared with the students
...
it's effed up and just plain wrong

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 4:58 pm

elizastan Wrote:

i live in an apartment bldg with a bunch of mormons. there is a mormon church 1/2 block from my place. i think the boys who live in the area are doing their year-long 'missions'

And...

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 5:06 pm

elizastan Wrote:

i live in an apartment bldg with a bunch of mormons. there is a mormon church 1/2 block from my place. i think the boys who live in the area are doing their year-long 'missions'

There's a Mormon church in my neighborhood as well. I like to flirt with the cute Mormon boys whenever I bump into them at the local deli, pizzeria, etc. At first, it was amusing watching their facial expressions but now most of them know me so they just politely smile back at me.

elizastan · **Joined:** Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:42 pm **Posts:** 146

OPA! Wrote:

elizastan Wrote:

i live in an apartment bldg with a bunch of mormons. there is a mormon church 1/2 block from my place. i think the boys who live in the area are doing their year-long 'missions'

There's a Mormon church in my neighborhood as well. I like to flirt with the cute Mormon boys whenever I bump into them at the local deli, pizzeria, etc. At first, it was amusing watching their facial expressions but now most of them know me so they just politely smile back at me.

i am hoping they try to recruit me. do they recruit? i at least want to flirt but they never look my way.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 5:32 pm

elizastan Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

elizastan Wrote:

i live in an apartment bldg with a bunch of mormons. there is a mormon church 1/2 block from my place. i think the boys who live in the area are doing their year-long 'missions'

There's a Mormon church in my neighborhood as well. I like to flirt with the cute Mormon boys whenever I bump into them at the local deli, pizzeria, etc. At first, it was amusing watching their facial expressions but now most of them know me so they just politely smile back at me.

i am hoping they try to recruit me. do they recruit? i at least want to flirt but they never look my way.

For some reason, the Mormon boys by me are very aggressive. You see them talking to anyone who passes by.

A while back, I had the privilege of getting to know one of them and becoming intimate with him. A nice guy but he was a total basket case because of all that had been instilled in him by the church. He unfortunately never allowed himself to be happy and live life the way he wanted to. I see him occasionally in the street and he still continues to confide in me, how unhappy he is but he's scared of being excommunicated by the church and his family.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 5:36 pm

elizastan Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

elizastan Wrote:

i live in an apartment bldg with a bunch of mormons. there is a mormon church 1/2 block from my place. i think the boys who live in the area are doing their year-long 'missions'

There's a Mormon church in my neighborhood as well. I like to flirt with the cute Mormon boys whenever I bump into them at the local deli, pizzeria, etc. At first, it was amusing watching their facial expressions but now most of them know me so they just politely smile back at me.

i am hoping they try to recruit me. do they recruit? i at least want to flirt but they never look my way.

Big boobs... Bigger teeth. Give 'em what they want.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Man, it must be awesome to deflower a Mormon. I'd pat myself on the back if I had those powers.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 5:39 pm

red Wrote:

Man, it must be awesome to deflower a Mormon. I'd pat myself on the back if I had those powers.

Check the Chicago phone listings for churches. They might well list not just the various Mormon temples, but also the home(s) where the missionaries live. If they do, ring 'em up; make it a date.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

HaqDiesel Wrote:

fuck, i'm a mormon?

oops. i remember posting something on the old board once about mormons and someone saying they were a mormon. guess i was wrong.

OPA! · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 3:03 am

A Northern Soul Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

fuck, i'm a mormon?

oops. i remember posting something on the old board once about mormons and someone saying they were a mormon. guess i was wrong.

What I said was, "I'm fucking a mormon", not "I'm a fucking mormon".

anyone catch the mormons on pbs the last two nights?

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