Seriously.
How many times, guys, have you gone to take a pee, only to stand in front of a frothy, yellow pee-filled wall-pisser? It doesn't take much; pull the damn flusher. Just. Gross.
Even at work, where you think people would be concerned about how they are perceived.

Ladies, do you have this problem too?

Sorry for the rant, I've just seen this too much today.

I still can't get over guys who stand in the urinal right next to you and FART!

Never touch that shit, Todd. I won't even touch anything in the subway.

i suggest not breathing through your noses in bathrooms to both of you (todd and oprah)

that is where people piss and shit and fart

and some of us don't like to waste water just so a room that people piss and shit and fart can smell slightly better

this really annoys me too, Todd. get a paper towel if you must you OCD germophobes

I thought that most urinals (at least in my experience) self empty. Otherwise they would overflow eventually. Did the water go down with the pee? Or did it collect. Maybe it was stopped up.

America is a super power. Why don't you have self flushing urinals?

I don't see it too often. My work has the autoflushers though so all you have to do is walk away. Because here, we damn lazy.

The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

Come on man. Don't do that. He said nothing to me. And just stared right at the wall the whole time we shared that moment. Stage fright is a bitch.

Obviously has no idea about the bathroom rules of engagement.

I have no problem with it. It's in the urinal, it's not going to jump out and get you if you pee on the pee. Why should other people be concerned about your irrational response?

we do have some in our modern crappers
but they don't work if you're a vampire
or a gay

How much water have you been drinking?

I rather people not flush #1 than #2. Just sayin.

Backsplash Haq. My piss hits their piss and they both come back at me.

There's plenty of porcelain backstop, if that's your concern.

i don't mind if someone elses pee lands on my wang...
or a good game of combining the beams to take down Gozer

Women in my office building like to leave blood and crap behind all the time. You know, you can tell if someone attempted to flush the toilet 'cause everything's a little jumbled around in there. Not these ladies. Crap and go. Or, they'll fashion a toilet seat cover from strips of toilet paper and then leave it on the seat. I don't want to sit on your hiney protector.

well that's easily the nastiest post I've read in a month.

Ugh. Women are nasty.

Also... piddling on the seat because they can't be bothered to sit down... flushing the toilet with the bottom of their dirty shoe because they couldn't possibly flush it the normal manual way... spraying inordinate amounts of air freshener so that the bathroom now smells like shit AND flowers.

I'll only flush if I respect the establishment & the clientele. Jack N The Box, no freakin way. I've seen soiled TP in the trash can at JntB & other low level fast food joints.

I usually use the toilet since I hate splash back & then flush with my foot. Take a piss in a urinal wearing something really thin like trackpants & you'll understand why. And I HATE the hand dryers. Gimme paper towels. I can go the rest of my life & never read another newspaper if they would convert all that paper into paper towels for me to dry my hands with.

A friend told me the toilets in Baltimore have 2 switches, one says "#1" & the other "#2" & if you hit "#1" it uses half as much water. That's a cool idea

Ahh, the dreaded Pissquack. ...Made even more savory when it's someone you know from the building.

I only flush the urinal after i shit in it.

Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?

Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.