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I'm such a sucker for toilet humor. Lots of lollers out of this one.
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America is a super power. Why don't you have self flushing urinals?


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We do. I'd say over 50% of the pissers round these parts are "No Hands Needed" infra-red dealies.

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It's in the urinal, it's not going to jump out and get you if you pee on the pee.


haha


or why not just pee on the back of the urinal and not in the water?

the only thing that annoys me in bathrooms is when people don't flush their shit. gross

this one time at work, i was using one of the stalls upstairs and some other dude came up to use one and starts talking to me while we're both on the can. that's just weird.

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I still can't get over guys who stand in the urinal right next to you and FART!


Would you prefer that they hold it for when they are in your office or cubicle?

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this one time at work, i was using one of the stalls upstairs and some other dude came up to use one and starts talking to me while we're both on the can. that's just weird.


Yeah that's "alonetime." No talkie. I act like I don't know you're here, and vice versa. Jesus.

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We do. I'd say over 50% of the pissers round these parts are "No Hands Needed" infra-red dealies.


I hate these. They always flush while I'm still on the toilet. Wet ass is no fun.
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The urinal cake holder should be situated so that the cake is IN the water most of the time....the self-flushing should occur as the urine-stream is hitting the water or the back of the urinal in order to remove the static surfaces that are more likely to ricochet pee/water back onto the pisser, and should continue a few seconds AFTER the person walks away...AND the out-facing bowl-surrounding rim-surface should be electrically conductive and carry a sufficient electrical charge in order to send a shock UP any urine-stream to the errant pisser's penis if it strays out of the proper target area.
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I have no problem with it. It's in the urinal, it's not going to jump out and get you if you pee on the pee.


But it stinks.

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I'll only flush if I respect the establishment & the clientele. Jack N The Box, no freakin way. I've seen soiled TP in the trash can at JntB & other low level fast food joints.


Have you ever worked at a fast food joint?

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I'm a fan of water-free urinals.
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konstantinl Wrote:
America is a super power. Why don't you have self flushing urinals?


certainly no pissin' troughs that I've seen around here
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Hey, there's a urinal.net.

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The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?


Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.


You might wanna trim that.
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Yeah that's "alonetime."


I'd definitely rather have someone leave their piss in the urinal then talk to me while I'm trying to go. I hate that!
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i don't mind if someone elses pee lands on my wang...
or a good game of combining the beams to take down Gozer



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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?


Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.


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OPA! Wrote:
Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?


Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.


You might wanna trim that.


How about I let you do it, OPA!. Wouldn't that make your dreams come true?
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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?


Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.


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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
yvarg&tsaor-top Wrote:
Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
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Little Orphan Awesome Wrote:
The thing that gets me is this: In my bathroom at work there are about 10 Urinals against one wall. Typically there are maybe 1 or 2 people in the bathroom at any given time. I went into the bathroom one day and went to the far urinal in the bathroom. I am standing there and someone comes into the bathroom in the middle of my relief. Instead of using a urinal one, two, three, or even 9 urinals away, he comes and unzips RIGHT NEXT TO ME.


Isn't a thumb ring the 00's version of the Hanky Code?


Maybe so, but there's no way he saw the thumb ring as it was concealed by the veritable jungle of pubic hair.


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You in the JUNGLE...baaaaby.


You're gonna... diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Wet ass is no fun.


You must not be doing it right.

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Wet ass is no fun.


You must not be doing it right.


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