I got fired again. They said they were advertising my post in the newspaper and as soon as they had a successful candidate I'm out of there. I can't even walk out cos I really need that last wage.

Maybe it was this that broke the camels back...

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that sucks! can you go back on the dole again? and weren't you supposed to leave for university again soon?

dude you go through jobs like no one else.

wow, Darrin, so sorry to hear this.

Jesus konstant!

Not sure if I should be empathetic or to stand in awe.

Is that guy from Ghana?

Yeah but that's not until September. I can't get any dole money until April.

I'll just look round for shitty cash in hand jobs till then.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

When I go to Uni I'm going to use that time to come up with an idea for a business because, seriously, I'm done with working for other people.

wait so why were they advertising yr post? Were you making t-shirts with that on them? You should totally just shave and re-apply under a different name. how are you with accents?

sorry to hear that, Darrin

Awwww, Darrin. I'm sorry.

Working is overrated anyway.

Didn't they ban obner form you at work?

Come over to the states and work with me and Derris. Being infinitesimally better than average here makes you look brilliant!

Maybe you should look into doing freelance editing or ghostwriting online. There's various companies that use freelancers. My wife used to proofread/edit software books and it paid decently. A bit unstable, but you wouldn't have to get dressed.

what did they fire you for?

You should really bust your ass while they are looking for someone, and then when they see how great you are and they call off their search, quit.

But then he'd have to bust his ass. And what point is there in that?

so he can give them a little of this

followed by some of this as he quits

sorry bout that darrin.

That sucks, dude. Maybe they won't be able to find anyone til April (or would that push dole back further, not helping?). Good luck.

That's no good, but you're a resilient lad. You'll come up with a new scheme. In the meantime, go out and buy yourself a record and that dreamcatcher you've had your eye on.

now you can wear your ties while you collect unemployment...

I'm sorry to hear about this Darrin, unless its what you really wanted all along.

How did it happen this time anyways? There's got to be a good story behind it.

shagging the boss's wife?...
taking cash out of the till?...
using the executive bathroom when you didn't have permission?...