I like Thin Mints

Hmm. Oreo, Oatmeal Raisin or Peanut Butter.

Cinnamon Walnut Chocolate Chunk, from Stone Creek Coffee.

Delish.

I would like to smoosh them into one of the barista's cleave, then voraciously scarf the crumbs, too.

Coffee-bar wenches get me hard. No, really hard. Harder than I normally get from any of my other pseudo-mongering, entirely-lecherous activity... In fact, has anyone ever produced a coffee-scented douche? That would be amazing.

respect the one and only.

I cannot respect poor spelling. Double Stuf [sic]? Seriously, dOOdz, that is wrong. What does doing so teach the children, who are the prime market for cookies? That inattention to the basics gets you ahead?

For shame, Nabisco/Altria. For shame.

edit: double post.

Manute would say....

Just about any freshly baked chocolate chip cookie.

i'm sure the kids who are eating them are on so much of a sugar high they don't even notice the missing F.

oh shit, that would be me.

This thread needs more images of that fucking Oreo Double Shit bag.

these are pretty good too. i ate like 4 of them in 2 minutes the other day.

Oreos have to be number ONE.
fig newtons. (yeah yeah)
entammens chocolate chip
chips ahoy soft batch

"If Moon Was Cookie" is a very moving song.

If Moon Was Cookie
Words by Luis Santeiro
Music by Stephen Lawrence
as sung by Cookie Monster (Frank Oz)

Oh, me love to look at sky at night, to see stars go twinkle-twinkle.
But, you know what me love to look at most - the moon.
It's so big and round. And you know what moon remind me of?
It remind me of big delicious cookie!
Imagine, imagine what me do if moon was cookie.
Imagine.

If moon was cookie, me think me would be
The happiest monster you've ever seen
I'd put on a spacesuit and up through the night
I'd ride in a rocket and go take a bite

Me take bite from here, me take bite from there
And pretty soon me bite everywhere
Me eat with both hands, don't need fork or spoon
I'd chew it all up, until there's no moon

Who turned out the lights? Oh, me know what happened.
Me ate moon and now there's no moonlight.

If moon was Cookie it wouldn't be fine
'Cause if me ate it, then it wouldn't shine
Me come to the window and look up at night
But no little moonbeams would give me the light

So me not like to say it, but it clear to me
We're lucky that moon is not a cookie

Double Stufs take away from the greatness that is the oringinal cookie Oreo.

Girl Scout Samoas are gold, as are those Chocolate/Macadamia Nut whatevers.

Chips Ahoy + small glass of milk = close as Gar'll get ta Heaven.

and/or

Dark chocolat Petit Écolier



http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=51

one lonely evening alone home
end up with carpal tunnel syndrome
here I am known for givin heavy backaches
grown and livin offa Little Debbie snack cakes
supposed to be checkin e-mails
all I got is messages from ass nekked females [cookies]
I don’t know no Jenny, she said it’s free
and I won’t owe her a penny
and that’s the last time I saw her
but thousands of more horrors are on line, Gomorrah
and Sodom, they got em with they curls out
and they got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts
I wonder what I owe her for?
a whole box of caramel coconut somoa
okay honey, sweet dreams
now it get very serious like peek freens
a Metal hand fills, squish it on the quilt
misses wakes up and I'm kill't over spill't milk
locked in, lookin at ya picture
fully clothed, but then I’m right there wit ‘cha
thinkin about the last time I split ya wishbone
a man could only wish you do the same til he get home
fat chance, at least he got snacks
that’ll have to do til the brother get back
until then, smack one-eyed jack
I hope one of his peoples could hook em wit a tri-pack
that’s three different flavors
chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers
he actin all hard bout ta get beat up
I show em what time it is once I get this sheet up
so on as he fell off the beat down
all I hear is…[thirteen cell, put the sheet down]
damn C.O., what the hell do she know?
besides the fact she want her back dugout on the deelo
a workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
house in the mountains and he stop drinkin again
in the wee hours he's gotten farther
livin three showers bein hot and bothered
the wiz with her leg bent, pregnant
God bless the day she wonder where her egg went
he got the L, but it’s hard to drink without it
and could use some cookies, but try an not to think about it
watchin BET on jazz for knowledge on file
every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
soft batch, he prefer the other bunch
like they got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch

don’t mess with the Ritz bits
Wheat thins, Saltines and Trisquits
Matzoh's and Cheeze-its, catch sugar fits
every time I see a nice pair of Chips-ahoy, double chocolate chunk
somethin with the bubble in the junk in the trunk
even the oreo no matter what the weather
always kept em dipped in milk and stuck together
in the game he shameless
even uses a codename: Famous Amos
cheaper than a short stay at the Days Inn
and good like twenty five cent oatmeal raisin
give it up to em whoever invented the camera
never mind the gingerbread man or the Grandmas
sshh! make sure she don’t wake from her dream
she’ll a get caught wit a handful of cream filled
[Cookies!]
it might seem ill
[go wash your hands!]

i think the reason that companies do "clever spelling" is that you can't copywrite double stuff. i could be wrong though.

Specifically their Pumpkin cookies that are produced from October through March....oh, the soft pumpkiny goodness!!

Homemade Orange Peel White Chocolate

You simply cannot fuck with the classic:
Tollhouse recipe.

Chocolate chip all the way, but they GOTTA be homemade.

EDIT: just because this thread wouldn't be complete without it...

(I'm surprised Colin didn't do this already.)