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i saw a black kid around 7 in nyc awhile ago wearing a t-shirt that said "i got a bigger dick than the vice president" or something like that.

jesus, i fucked that up.

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dumb ass French. don't they know that the best bait are black infants.

well, jew infants if they want to catch dolphin.


Whoa. Speaking of black kids... I was at the MRI place today and the waiting room is like 15'X15'. Minding my own business, just me, the receptionist, a black lady and her little boy who's probably 18 months old. Good kid, really cute, running around and laughing. He stopped in the middle of the room and I was like, "Uh oh, is he going to start crying or something?" Nope. Kid took a shit. Stunk up the entire room. Me and the receptionist gagged while the mom grabbed the boy and took him to the crapper to change his disaster of a diaper.



WASG HISG NAMEG LEMONJELLO OR MALE?!

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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You are all missing the worst part of this whole thing: The crazy french fishermen were catching the sharks for the dog food factory down the road!


woah
that's some serious lion king shit right there

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HOCKDOG AMGERGIKAG LOOGAR Wrote:
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dumb ass French. don't they know that the best bait are black infants.

well, jew infants if they want to catch dolphin.


Whoa. Speaking of black kids... I was at the MRI place today and the waiting room is like 15'X15'. Minding my own business, just me, the receptionist, a black lady and her little boy who's probably 18 months old. Good kid, really cute, running around and laughing. He stopped in the middle of the room and I was like, "Uh oh, is he going to start crying or something?" Nope. Kid took a shit. Stunk up the entire room. Me and the receptionist gagged while the mom grabbed the boy and took him to the crapper to change his disaster of a diaper.



WASG HISG NAMEG LEMONJELLO OR MALE?!


You want to start this again? Read snopes again, foo'.


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red Wrote:
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dumb ass French. don't they know that the best bait are black infants.

well, jew infants if they want to catch dolphin.


Whoa. Speaking of black kids... I was at the MRI place today and the waiting room is like 15'X15'. Minding my own business, just me, the receptionist, a black lady and her little boy who's probably 18 months old. Good kid, really cute, running around and laughing. He stopped in the middle of the room and I was like, "Uh oh, is he going to start crying or something?" Nope. Kid took a shit. Stunk up the entire room. Me and the receptionist gagged while the mom grabbed the boy and took him to the crapper to change his disaster of a diaper.



WASG HISG NAMEG LEMONJELLO OR MALE?!


You want to start this again? Read snopes again, foo'.


OHG, MYG MOMG WORKEG AKA BANK WIF A LAGY THREEG TOWNSGS OVGER AND SHEG KNEWG GLEMBONJELLGOG!! AND LUKEMIAG!!

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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1. I didn't say that I know anyone with that name. Or that I know someone who knows someone who knows someone with that name. That was Stu.

2. I heard of Orangejello and Lemonjello from Freakonomics.

3. Snopes. The author of this page NEVER states that it's an urban legend. NEVER. The page states: "Names reported to have resulted from misinterpretations of the written word:" and lookie here, Lemon Jello and Orange Jello are on the list.

4. Eat me.


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Google search reveals some interesting stuff:

http://www.babynamewizard.com/blog/2004 ... jello.html

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/sightings.html

This one's a restaurant:

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/sightings.html

until I can go to a hospital and pull a birth certificate myself, I ain't believin it, but I would eat you were I not otherwise betrothed.

(SRSLY!)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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It isn't uncommon in other countries (Indonesia, for example) to eat dog meat. I don't think it is particularly surprising to find someone fishing with a dog. Not something I could personally stomach... but I'm not going to prance around shouting "evil!" at the situation, either.


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HOCKDOG AMGERGIKAG LOOGAR Wrote:
Google search reveals some interesting stuff:

http://www.babynamewizard.com/blog/2004 ... jello.html

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/sightings.html

This one's a restaurant:

http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/sightings.html

until I can go to a hospital and pull a birth certificate myself, I ain't believin it, but I would eat you were I not otherwise betrothed.

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my mom is a tough old bird, and yet one of the few times i've seen her cry was when she and the other nurses in the ward couldn't talk a teen mom who was high as a giraffe's ass out of naming her daughter Filthy Rich. She was mad as hell at the girl.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.


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More fun with dog abuse.
:roll: What is wrong with people?!


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More fun with dog abuse.
:roll: What is wrong with people?!


that article is unnecessarily confusing
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i had to reread it...
what happened?
they strapped a dog carrier to the roof of their car with the dog in it?

...
a lot of dogs would LOVE that

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A dog carrier on the roof at 55-75mph probably isn't much fun for a dog. Dogs love doing weird stuff like putting their head out the window, but I think that they also appreciate being able to pull their head back into the car for a rest.

Of course, I'm not the dog whisperer, so I could be wrong.

But poo on the roof and sides of the car must be pretty nasty.


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... and i just noticed that it was 12 hours
damn that is nast

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A dog carrier on the roof at 55-75mph probably isn't much fun for a dog. Dogs love doing weird stuff like putting their head out the window, but I think that they also appreciate being able to pull their head back into the car for a rest.

Of course, I'm not the dog whisperer, so I could be wrong.

But poo on the roof and sides of the car must be pretty nasty.


my old dog (god rest his soul--and it's not the one I accidentally murdered) used to do the head out the window thing as most dogs do. He was a golden retriever and pretty big at that. Unfortunately for him, automatic windows were becoming more and more standard in cars. He used to stick his head out the window, put his paw on the arm rest and then step on the window roll-up button thereby choking himself because he didn't know that he was doing it to himself. It was one of the funniest and most disturbing things I have ever witnessed.


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my old dog (god rest his soul--and it's not the one I accidentally murdered) used to do the head out the window thing as most dogs do. He was a golden retriever and pretty big at that. Unfortunately for him, automatic windows were becoming more and more standard in cars. He used to stick his head out the window, put his paw on the arm rest and then step on the window roll-up button thereby choking himself because he didn't know that he was doing it to himself. It was one of the funniest and most disturbing things I have ever witnessed.


dude, seriously, get a goldfish. :lol:

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my old dog (god rest his soul--and it's not the one I accidentally murdered) used to do the head out the window thing as most dogs do. He was a golden retriever and pretty big at that. Unfortunately for him, automatic windows were becoming more and more standard in cars. He used to stick his head out the window, put his paw on the arm rest and then step on the window roll-up button thereby choking himself because he didn't know that he was doing it to himself. It was one of the funniest and most disturbing things I have ever witnessed.


dude, seriously, get a goldfish. :lol:


haha. Well, it was my family's dog. I was just in the backseat and watched it happen (yes I did take his foot off the window button).


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He used to stick his head out the window, put his paw on the arm rest and then step on the window roll-up button thereby choking himself because he didn't know that he was doing it to himself.


I used to do this to my ex-husband when he was drunk. He'd put his head out the window to get some air and I'd roll the window up on him. Good times.


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He used to stick his head out the window, put his paw on the arm rest and then step on the window roll-up button thereby choking himself because he didn't know that he was doing it to himself.


I used to do this to my ex-husband when he was drunk. He'd put his head out the window to get some air and I'd roll the window up on him. Good times.


Why'd you guys split up?

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Why'd you guys split up?


Haha... one of us had a drinking problem, the other was allergic to fidelity. And now we're the best of friends. Imagine that.


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