student blows w out of water

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

did you all hear about the student that handed bush a note regarding his signing statement on the torture bill which allows him to torture in spite of the anti torture measures of the bill?

i love this.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

so many parody threads, so little time

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

it's not supposed to be. oh well.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:19 pm

WHITE HOUSE -- President George W. Bush was presented with a letter Monday signed by 50 high school seniors in the Presidential Scholars program urging a halt to "violations of the human rights" of terror suspects held by the United States.

The White House said Bush had not expected the letter but took a moment to read it and talk with a young woman who handed it to him.

"The president enjoyed a visit with the students, accepted the letter and upon reading it let the student know that the United States does not torture and that we value human rights," deputy press secretary Dana Perino said.

The students had been invited to the East Room to hear the president speak about his effort to win congressional reauthorization of his education law known as No Child Left Behind.

The handwritten letter said the students "believe we have a responsibility to voice our convictions."

"We do not want America to represent torture. We urge you to do all in your power to stop violations of the human rights of detainees, to cease illegal renditions, and to apply the Geneva Convention to all detainees, including those designated enemy combatants," the letter said.

The designation as a Presidential Scholar is one of the nation's highest honors for graduating high school students. Each year the program selects one male and one female student from each state, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Americans living abroad, 15 at-large students, and up to 20 students in the arts on the basis of outstanding scholarship, service, leadership and creativity.

"I know all of you worked hard to reach this day," Bush told the students in his education speech. "Your families are proud of your effort, and we welcome your family members here. Your teachers are proud of your effort, and we welcome your teachers. And our entire nation is proud to call you Presidential Scholar."

The scholars travel to Washington each June for seminars, lectures and workshops with government officials, elected representatives and others.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

yes, but with the next camera flash, bush completely forgot all about it, and went merrily on this way.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:31 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

yes, but with the next camera flash, bush completely forgot all about it, and went merrily on this way.

Kind of like you, Mr Adbusterman.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:08 am

Yeah, the absolute BALLS on these kids...

Dubya is so not respected high school kids openly dis hi, to his face.

Oh, to be 17 forever.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Not bullshitting, dawg Wrote:

nickisnotdead Wrote:

yes, but with the next camera flash, bush completely forgot all about it, and went merrily on this way.

Kind of like you, Mr Adbusterman.

Monty, you're like the ruler of the internet. Sort of like that guy from the South Park World of Warcraft

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:01 am

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Not bullshitting, dawg Wrote:

nickisnotdead Wrote:

yes, but with the next camera flash, bush completely forgot all about it, and went merrily on this way.

Kind of like you, Mr Adbusterman.

Monty, you're like the ruler of the internet. Sort of like that guy from the South Park World of Warcraft

Is that a fat joke?

... If so, nice. I did already know that I'm morbidly obese, though. That's been pretty clear for awhile. Anyway, I don't see what my rolls & rolls of cellulite have to do with your mid-twenties shift from revolucionario to contrarevolucionario.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

this thread is terrible.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:30 am

Cotton Wrote:

this thread is terrible.

definitely does not deliver.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Saint Wrote:

did you all hear about the student that handed bush a note regarding his signing statement on the torture bill which allows him to torture in spite of the anti torture measures of the bill?

i love this.

Was it poorly written and covoluted so that anyone who reads it must think to themselves wow this must have been written by a third grader and a third grader who is failing third grade composition at that?

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