that's why we're doing 6 hours of open bars. We have also strategically placed the hot single girls with male friends of our choosing at a table, and are keeping colin chained to the head table to even out the odds.

He will only lure them in by looking pitiful and lonely. Has he shaven off that stache, or does he still have it?

A friend and I were talking this past weekend that if a girl didn't want alcohol at our wedding it would definitely be a deal breaker.

One of the gals from the reception lives in Chicago, which makes the fact I can't make it there for your weddin' even more painful.

And Colin's like '91-'95 Jordan*; You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

Make me proud, people.

*Birmingham Barons career excluded

no handlebars, and he's not shaggy.

He still memorizing girls' names the first time they tell him?

who doesn't?

Seen that tactic in action and I should add it to my repertoire. I think I'm beyond the proximity of any fair use concerns, right?

Married people. In fact, remembering that cute girl's name can get you in trouble. Even if you DO remember it, better to feign ignorance.

Him - "You know, whatsername, that was talking to us...?"
Her - "You mean the pretty one?"
Him - "I don't know if I'd call her pretty, but yeah I guess so"

etc.

valuable advice, and stored away.

Damn, I wish I was back in the states in time for the Phil-Deena makeout party. Will your hot single male friends make pitchfork?

there are enough single males at pitchfork already. whether they're hot or not, i can't guarantee.

And I like the extra layer of vouched-for-by-phil, too.

To Stu and Jewelz --I too did not believe the hype....then I met my wife at a wedding I thought would only be dregs. Guess you just gotta step up to the plate and hit your pitch.