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 Post subject: "My God that man can filibuster"
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:14 pm 
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I had the Papers, so I go to the floor of the Senate. Now, I had made a deal with Alan Cranston. I had to get -- I wanted to read in the filibuster. Now, I had a little bit of ego trip going on here: I wanted to break Strom Thurmond’s record in filibustering. And the draft was going to expire at the end of the month, so I wanted to two days, about close to forty-eight hours, break his record. Now, how are you going to do that? Most people don’t know when Huey Long and those guys used to debate, what they’d do is -- they’re drinking a lot of water -- they pee right on floor, right on the Senate floor. Make no mistake about it. But I’m a little more cultured than that. So what I do is I rig myself up. I go to the doctor's office. I tell him what’s going on, tell him I’m going to filibuster. And so, he rigs me up with a colostomy bag with a little hose down to my ankle. And my administrative assistant’s job is going to bleed the colostomy bag.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:54 pm 
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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


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Yeah that's eerily impressive.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:59 pm 
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That's dedication

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That's a waste of the taxpayers' $$

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Finch Platte Wrote:
Leon isn't Paranoid Wrote:
That's a waste of the taxpayers' $$


Yeah, but at least it's more entertaining than the usual wastes of money that occur every day in congress

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Where did this come from? I was always under the impression they pissed in milk jugs.

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HOCKDOG AMGERGIKAG LOOGAR Wrote:
Where did this come from? I was always under the impression they pissed in milk jugs.


http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl? ... 02/1331255


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