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 Post subject: 101 reasons never to refuse sex
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Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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No. The girl's, or woman's, whichever nomenclature you prefer.

I am just glad they bought my story that I am a woman... Otherwise, I'd be really embarassed.
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Some comic said this and it is soooo true.

Best way to freak a woman out completely is to turn her down when she offers you the chance to do the nasty. Totally messes up their head.

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No. The girl's, or woman's, whichever nomenclature you prefer.

I am just glad they bought my story that I am a woman... Otherwise, I'd be really embarassed.


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who knew they came off so easily...hmmmm....
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Some comic said this and it is soooo true.

Best way to freak a woman out completely is to turn her down when she offers you the chance to do the nasty. Totally messes up their head.

Steve


assholes. and if you want to know, IT WORKS. this just happened to me and it completely freaked me out because i've never been turned down from him before.

i'm on to you fuckers!

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But seriously, isn't this just one reason?
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I figured it was going to be a listmania type thing. 1 reason a day for the next 101 days.
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Reason #2: Because it's sex.
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But seriously, isn't this just one reason?


it is many reasons on many levels
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DunwoodyDude Wrote:
Some comic said this and it is soooo true.

Best way to freak a woman out completely is to turn her down when she offers you the chance to do the nasty. Totally messes up their head.

Steve


assholes. and if you want to know, IT WORKS. this just happened to me and it completely freaked me out because i've never been turned down from him before.

i'm on to you fuckers!



STEVE!!!

You can't let them behind the curtain. EVER!

I actually experienced this in college. It takes a strong will but it worked to perfection.

Hilarious.
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I turn down ugly women all the time. I wear a pair of boxers, briefs and boxer briefs at the same time to make it difficult for the ugly person to remove the testicle.
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I turn on ugly women all the time. I wear a pair of boxers, briefs and boxer briefs at the same time to make it fun for the ugly person to remove the testicle.


tested.

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Rick Derris Wrote:
dridiculous Wrote:
DunwoodyDude Wrote:
Some comic said this and it is soooo true.

Best way to freak a woman out completely is to turn her down when she offers you the chance to do the nasty. Totally messes up their head.

Steve


assholes. and if you want to know, IT WORKS. this just happened to me and it completely freaked me out because i've never been turned down from him before.

i'm on to you fuckers!



STEVE!!!

You can't let them behind the curtain. EVER!

I actually experienced this in college. It takes a strong will but it worked to perfection.

Hilarious.


sure, it's hilarious, but not to me. i have my needs too. :P it's okay, i guess after all the times i played hard to get... payback's a bitch eh?

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never turned it down..and because of this story, I probably never will.

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