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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:09 pm 
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- Ann Coulter (can I claw her eyes out too?)


I'd hold her if you did.


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Best thread since KFC..............

My list is too long to type out, but near the top is:

Larry King- that goggle-eyed old blister needs his tongue cut out.


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You people are thinking low, AND I LOVE IT.

Missy Elliot is near the top of my list

followed by:
The entirety of the Republican Caucuses in the House and Senate with the exception of McCain, and Hagle

The entirety of the Democratic caucuses in the House in Senate with the exception of Lloyd Doggett and John Lewis in the House (give or take a few) and Smiley Joe Biden in the Senate.

Then: Dave Eggers and all associated with his ilk of 'literature,' with an especially hard ass beat down for Neal Pollack.

Then, I'll just probably walk around smackin the shit out of folks like Bernie Mack in Head of State.

I quote my boy Scotty D "I'm'a smack A LOT of people, but I'm'a start with you, you ol' busta"

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:32 pm 
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my list -

- Everyone associated with the local news - everywhere
- Toby Keith
- Everyone associated with Fox "News" channel
- Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
- Everyone associated with American Idol - except High Pitch Eric as Kelly Clarkson
- Donald Trump and Malignancy his wife
- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
- Lionel Richie for raising that idiot - and for "Hello"
- The OC - not just the show - everyone who lives there
- The Walton Family of Arkansas

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ha ha... read this on an online gossip column yesterday regarding one of rparis' choices... can you guess who?

Which no-longer-newly-wed blonde had a recent affair with a movie co-star? (According to her friends, the jackass taught her to enjoy rimming.)


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ha ha... read this on an online gossip column yesterday regarding one of rparis' choices... can you guess who?

Which no-longer-newly-wed blonde had a recent affair with a movie co-star? (According to her friends, the jackass taught her to enjoy rimming.)


Whoa. I need to read what you read.


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- Everyone associated with the local news - everywhere


Ha! I second this one. For some reason I loathe local news. I can't even stand to watch the promos for it. The only thing that has slightly dulled the pain for me has been the movie Anchor Man.


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dnorwood Wrote:
ha ha... read this on an online gossip column yesterday regarding one of rparis' choices... can you guess who?

Which no-longer-newly-wed blonde had a recent affair with a movie co-star? (According to her friends, the jackass taught her to enjoy rimming.)


Whoa. I need to read what you read.


Johnny Knoxville rimmed/was rimmed by Jessica Simpson?

Hott.


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-Sean Hannity
-Colin Farrell
-the guy from trading spaces.
-on second thought, paige davis, too


oh also, p.diddy and j.lo should get back together, get married, and then hang themselves.

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people i'd like to drag behind a speedboat....

michael moore
star jones
barbara streisand


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There used to be so many people that I wanted to smack upside, but I'm now going the mythological route of ignoring them until they cease to exist, just like the Old Gods in that Merlin mini-series.


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pharrell is a skateboarder from richmond. suffice it to say i wouldn't sweat him too hard, dale.


You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P.


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rparis74 Wrote:
- Everyone associated with the local news - everywhere


Ha! I second this one. For some reason I loathe local news. I can't even stand to watch the promos for it. The only thing that has slightly dulled the pain for me has been the movie Anchor Man.


the local fox news around here spends at least 10 minutes talking about what is coming up on Ameican Idol or the latest "news" on the OC. They also really get my goat when they say that the Portland murder rate for this year is 300% of last year - ok - 3 vs. 1. You mother fuckers just shut up.


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I'd like to put Wendy from Project Runway in the camel clutch. And have Nikolai Volkoff put her in the Russian Bear Hug for good measure.


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