In response to last nights anticlimatic girl-girl makeout session on the O-Cizzle I have found this I would like to call it

A Brief History of Time or Chicks Making Out

ACTRESSES PUCKER UP

L.A. LAW

"He's a Crowd" (1991)

In a first for a network prime-time series, C.J. (Amanda Donohoe) kissed Abby (Michele Greene).

Fallout: The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (Glaad) praised the "historic smooch"; the American Family Association protested; the same-sex plot went nowhere.

ROSEANNE

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (1994)

Roseanne's married character received a kiss from a guest star, Mariel Hemingway.

Fallout: The episode was the No. 1 show of the week.

ELLEN

"The Puppy Episode" (1997)

Yep, she was gay: Ellen DeGeneres's character came out to an audience of 36.2 million.

Fallout: A year later, the show was canceled after a ratings free-fall.

PARTY OF FIVE

"I'll Show You Mine" (1999)

Julia (Neve Campbell) comes on to her lesbian professor (Olivia D'Abo). In the next episode, she goes on a date with a man.

Fallout: None.

ALLY McBEAL

"Buried Pleasures" (1999)

Ling (Lucy Liu) and Ally (Calista Flockhart) kissed.

Fallout: A Glaad spokesman called the episode "nothing more than just straight man's titillation."

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

"The Body" (2001)

Willow (Alyson Hannigan) and Tara (Amber Benson) - already a couple - kissed for the first time in this episode. They were together for two-and-a-half seasons, the longest lesbian relationship for main characters on a network series.

Fallout: None.

FRIENDS

"The One With Rachel's Big Kiss" (2001)

Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) met up with a college pal (Winona Ryder) with whom she drunkenly made out at a party, and Rachel and Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) kissed, too.

Fallout: At the time, "Friends" was behind "Survivor" in the ratings; this episode did not reverse the trend.

ONE TREE HILL

"The Heart Brings You Back" (2005)

Anna (Daniella Alonso) kissed Peyton (Hilarie Burton) who, in the previous episode (shown above), had worn a T-shirt with the word "Dyke" spray-painted on it.

Fallout: Too soon to tell.

THE O.C.

"The Lonely Hearts Club" (2005)

Poor-little-rich-girl Marissa (Mischa Barton) has been spending all her time with the bisexual Alex (Olivia Wilde). On tonight's episode, they will kiss for the first time.

Fallout: Too soon to tell.

Correction: February 11, 2005, Friday:

i sincerely hope i'm alive to see the day when shit like 'fallout' isn't an issue anymore.

maybe if i win the lottery i'll buy a 1/2 hour of primetime, and just have a bunch of same sex couples on camera making out for a half hour.
wait, then that would prove what the zealots already know, which is that gay people are more promiscuous than straight people.
perhaps i'll just have nathan lane read passages from the bible instead.

i think that ayah posted this same article a few days ago.

this is so boring and predictable. at this rate i'd much rather see dudes making out for variety's sake.

I don't watch the show closely, but let me se if I know where this storyline is going:

The girls are blissfully happy until the one who is not the bartender realizes that she isn't ready to be "out" as a couple yet.

She introduces the bartender girl as a "friend" creatin awkward pregnant pauses and begins to tease trouble in paradise between the two.


It all comes out in a drunken fight at the Peach Pit or whatever its called on that show, the bad boy dude gapes at them like a stoned elk and the other guy who likes Death Cab makes a smart ass comment or two.

The doe eyed bad boy who is the only one who doesn't judge the relationship and the, I realize I'm not really a lesbian girl get back together.

girls kissing.
big deal.
now, get outa my way...the game's on.