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When Dalen tells you "take my cock out of your mouth before trying to speak to me." the correct response is:
My bad, a GAY racist dumb-assed motherfucker. 50%  50%  [ 4 ]
I thought that was small for your mom's clit. That's the last time I let her take me to a threesome. 25%  25%  [ 2 ]
What, and miss out on the taste of cellophane wrapper from the latest porn DVD? 25%  25%  [ 2 ]
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Billzebub
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This question has been troubling me all day.
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i would go with - if i wanted to know what your boyfriend had for dinner yesterday it would have been easier to just ask him

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I think the correct response is:

"Mmmmmrrrphmmm mmmrrr".

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wtf?


kill yourself

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damn, didn't realize that would actually bother you this much. jesus clown, butch up.

and you should feel lucky...i've been told my cock tastes good (here come the gay jokes).
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[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]

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[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]


I'd wager good money that the fella on the right has seen one up close.

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Dalen
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]


I'd wager good money that the fella on the right has seen one up close.


srsly. the hair and dainty handling of the meat give it away.
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Well, that and the pink cardigan.

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Dalen
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and shaped side burns.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Well, that and the pink cardigan.


Well these days I wouldn't be suprised to see Bloor sportin' one of those.

And I mean that in a good way.

EDIT: Oh, and nice thread. :roll:
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wtf?


kill yourself


Sorry, billz, he's right

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Dalen Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]


I'd wager good money that the fella on the right has seen one up close.


srsly. the hair and dainty handling of the meat give it away.


he seems to like that kielbasa a little bit too much.

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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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and shaped side burns.


Captain James T. Kirk sideburns, no less!

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what's this about?

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Vanlandingham Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]


I'd wager good money that the fella on the right has seen one up close.


srsly. the hair and dainty handling of the meat give it away.


he seems to like that kielbasa a little bit too much.


also, for the chick:

I SAID SUCK THE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU BITIN' IT, SHIT!

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what's this about?


I'm pretty sure it's about Dalen & craigslist.
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shiv
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shiv Wrote:
what's this about?


I'm pretty sure it's about Dalen & craigslist.


I thought he had a girlfriend?

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Correct response: "the jerk store called, and they want YOU back."

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Dalen
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
what's this about?


I'm pretty sure it's about Dalen & craigslist.


Billz has his panties in a bind 'cause i told him in another thread "take my cock out of your mouth before trying to speak to me."

:lol:

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Vanlandingham Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
[img][650:488]http://www.richardjoseph.com/Jo%20Tim%20Kielbasa.jpg[/img]


I'd wager good money that the fella on the right has seen one up close.


srsly. the hair and dainty handling of the meat give it away.


he seems to like that kielbasa a little bit too much.


also, for the chick:

I SAID SUCK THE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU BITIN' IT, SHIT!


Sometimes, a little nibble goes a long way... So, bring the pain, hon.
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