most horrid news story ever...seriously

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19701430/

:shock:

this kid will be deranged.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:18 pm

I came before the dog.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

wow, this and the pool vs. intestine thing in one week.

awful

splates · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:19 pm

search

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

splates Wrote:

search

...for dog fucks boy?

splates · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:22 pm

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=32639&start=50

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

yeah, i guess the fact that its in a page one thread is a little damning.

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

oops, sorry this was in a diff't thread

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Saint Wrote:

oops, sorry this was in a diff't thread

you should be impeached

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

i'm the decider, son.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

splates Wrote:

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=32639&start=50

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?p=560230#560230

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

obviously this story is impt enough for 3 threads.

duckyboy · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:36 pm

http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/html_uni ... 711-1.html

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:48 pm

"The dog ran outside, still attached to the boy. Neighbors stepped in to help, beating off the dog to get it off the boy."

:shock:

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:43 am

Finch Platte Wrote:

"The dog ran outside, still attached to the boy. Neighbors stepped in to help, beating off the dog to get it off the boy."

:shock:

Oh, c'mon, you pictured it. It's like a reverse bobble-head.

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

that was the most disturbing line... so the kid is dangling by his ass and being dragged along by the dog. so so so tragic.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:30 am

Saint Wrote:

that was the most disturbing line... so the kid is dangling by his ass and being dragged along by the dog. so so so tragic.

for the dog or the kid?

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:32 am

' you have you ever done it before?'

'well i did have this dog..."

duckyboy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:16 am

Toilet Duck Wrote:

http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/html_units/1670s/t16770711-1.html

come on, read this. happened in 1667

Quote:

ONe of the first and most talkt of Tryals at this Sessions, was for such an abominable Crime, attended with such odious Circumstances, as 'tis thought scarce any Story can parallel it, especially in this our more modest and chaster Climate, hitherto a stranger to such unnatural wickedness; and we hope the Justice executed on this wretched Criminal will deter all others from any the like detestible inclinations for the future.

A married woman lately living without Cripplegate, that appeared to be between 30 and 40 years of age, was arrigned, For that she having not the fear of God before her eyes, nor regarding the order of Nature, on the 23. of June last, to the disgrace of all womankind, did commit Buggery with a certain Mungril Dog, and wickedly, divellishly, and against nature had venerial and Carnal copulation with him, &c. It was was proved that the Prisoner was a person of a lewd conversation, and lodging in a Room into which there were several holes to look in at from the next house, they had often seen her in the very acts of uncleanness with Villains that followed her; but one day one of the Witnesses (a young woman) happening to cast her
See original eye in, saw her use such actions with a Dog as are not fit here to be recited: At which being amazed, she called up another woman, and after that a man, who all saw her several times practising this beastliness, and fully evidenced the same in Court, where the Dog was likewise brought, add being set on the Bar before the Prisoner, owned her by wagging his tail, and making motions as it were to kiss her, which 'twas sworn she did do when she made that horrid use of him. For her self she had nothing to say, but denying the fact, alleadging it was mallice in the Witnesses, whichher Husband, who appeared in her behalf likewise suggested, but could not make out any quarrel or occasion of any such malice in the least; whereupon after full consideration of all circumstances she was brought in guilty .

Mick · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:15 am

I don't know about you guys, but I think Bruce Springsteen should immortalise these goings-on in some sort of topical song a la "41 Shots" and donate the proceeds to the necessary reconstructive medical procedures and the veterinary bill for destroying the dog.

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

another wacky dog story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

check out this roided up dog!

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

You're kidding, right?

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

god damn, keeping up with the threads here is a full time job.

pinehurst · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:45 am **Posts:** 1526

I'm suprised no one's done a lolcat picture yet.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:49 pm

I read it from your original link, Toilet Duck. Sickness.

As for the original story, *nausea*

most horrid news story ever...seriously

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