I recently joined, after being told about this place by DumpJack. We go way back, so I promised him I wouldn't be a jerkass and make jerkass posts and mention his name. Too late.

I am currently undergoing a brainwashing of terrible new pop music, which has been working its way into my brain. I typically listen to relatively eclectic mixes, CocoRosie to Trivium, but somehow that frigging Umbrella song has worked itself into my library. For shame.

I also talk in TV or movie quotes somewhere around 80% of the time. As such, I believe that I have not had an original thought since '89 or so.

Dammit, *everyone* else's friends are joining. That's it. I'm disowning mine.

Hey, welcome. We're kind of awesome for "internet people".

Do I know you?
Welcome to the boards here, fatwrapper.
Please join us over in the other forums, too.

Any friend of Charlie's is a friend of ....wait, Charlie has friends?!!

Welcome to our dysfunctional world, fatwrapper! Glad to have ya aboard.

Thanks all.

To Charles' credit, he taught me all I know about drinking. Which is (not surprisingly) a hell of a lot.

Export A ultra light, y'all. With some Export green skunk beer.

Glad you made it on, mang!

Any friend of Dumjack probably belongs here, or in a re-education camp run by government experts.

See ya in Attica, DICK!

any friend of dumpjack is a friend of mine*

in the event that dumpjack is eventually prosecuted, i disavow any knowledge of said dumpjack