This is why it's recommended that men everywhere forcibly teabag their women while watching football. Otherwise, how is a woman ever gonna learn respect for the pouch?

No shit. I'm assuming it's not like snatching an apple from a tree.

Put it in her mouth....

That's taking hide and seek to another level...

jesus fucking christ

For the record, I've turned it down at least 3 times.... all three times with different women - after all, I am a male, and therefore semi-oblivious to such things...

A) I guess I'm a very lucky bastard to still have two testacles...
B) I hope no one else from here gets to know me after the disclosure of above fact, though I deem it impossible...

For the ladies, I'm sure he deserved it, and HAPPY HUNTING...
For the guys, Ouch! That Bitch is making me feel tingly in places I haven't even lost yet...

That's what he gets for dating the woman with the hands of steel!

(it's after three AM, that's the best I could do...)

You mean, a Deathgrip, a la Jean Claude Van Damme?...

(it's only 12:20am here, but I follow the level of my Superhero accordingly)...

Time for more Energy Juice (a.k.a. beer)...

The loyalty is so endearing. I am fairly certain I'll never have to rip anything off of him.

I don't see the "Evil Monkey"...did I post my answer in the wrong Forum tonight?

If so, that was awkward...

Stupid Message Board Lagtime (for whatever reason)...

Loyalty is a sign of stupidity...Yet, sometimes, it is the sign of Undying Love...

Discuss...

It makes me laugh to see Kyle's avatar always posting at his message. Gives it more "oomph!"

I'm all about the "oomph!", as long it's in clandestine Obner form...

and, it must be noted, that I stole/was given this avatar by someone else. I've resisted changing it a few times, but I give the High Exaulsted Poster mucho credit, whoever it may be (FT?)...



Only "13 deep", and looking for more board-related comments/threads tonight..

You're just upset about the Green Lantern checking me out the other day.

Well, Yeah.

When Aquaman does it, at least I know he's gay...

Though Green Lantern seems gay, he hasn't literally grabbed my ass yet, which puts him on the "Possibly-trying-to-usurp-SP-from-me" list...

Forgive me for being protective/trying to hold onto whatever little SP I still have...[/i]

Break out the cape and enchanted pitcher of beer. I think it's worth fighting for.

Does the pitcher have to be enchanted? Because I already have a cape, and a pitcher, but I want to put as much/little effort into this as possible...

Enchanted pitcher of beer? Can I have some?!!

If it's much like the magical wallet in "The Black Cauldron", anytime...

If it's close to a scheduled payday, then I'll pick up a round or three at a show...

Just remember, timing is everything...

I'm pretty sure one of Postmersh's "powers" is actually enchanting beer, I'm unclear of the enchanted drunkeness that follows though as he's never let me into his fortress of solitude whilst in the enchanting process. I'm sure he'd let you have some though, Tania.

(Sorry about hijacking the ripping off of a testicle thread with stories of enchanted beer)

enchanted beer > missing testacle. Any day.

Tust me - I'm a guy....

I like my boys in their place at all times, thank you very much...

I like testicles on boys. For that matter, I like boys with testicles.

That's quite the noble/praiseworthy sentiment...Kudos on that...

She meant as long as they were in the right place. If they weren't, she'd have to rip them off.

I'd need to rearrange them...like furniture. Feng shui testicles.

Feng Shui testacles?
Luckily, mine are on the opposite side of a shaft/door, which translates into good feng shui...


If it were a "Something About Mary" situation ("a.k.a." "the beans are above the frank") situation, I'd be a lot more worried...