my wife is burnt to shit right now and lying on our couch in pain. I had to cancel dinner reservations and my nicely planned romantic evening. I also got a shitload of work done today, so I'm going to sample a load of beers and watch the trailer park boys movie. I'll start with this bastard:
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Make some chicken fingers and kick back.

zesty mordant flavor.

Burnt? Did you barbecue her or something?

Nah, she hiked up Mt. Baldy this morning, and as per usual, my laziness and predilection towards sleeping in have saved my thorny ass.

this movie is okay. I don't know why I'd expect more than a 90 minute version of the show.

and this beer is so mild. I'm on my second right now and I swear it's like a tonic. I suspect I'll switch gears for the next one.

I'm trying to come up with a reasoned response for what the worst Rolling Stones album is from 'Out of Our Heads to Some Girls. I think it's easily Satanic Majesties, but am being met with fierce resistance.

If I had to pick one, It's Only Rock 'N Roll would probably be my least favourite of that time period.

oh shit I completely forgot that one. Yeah, Black and Blue is a pretty big turd, as well. I like that I've blocked both of those albums from memory.

Most people are saying Goat's Head Soup, and I totally disagree. That album is so fucking filled with dread and the collapsed ideas of the sixties. You can almost hear the coke in Billy Preston's fingernails. awesome.

watching Sid and Nancy, and have never heard any of those albums that your referencing.

Now I'm drinking Tusker:


I remember reading somewhere that this is Hemmingway's favorite beer. Not sure if this is true, but if it is, Hemmingway liked crap beer. This is like th eBud of Kenya. Which means they've probably figured a way to sneak giraffe urine into this somehow. I can probably drink 30 of these and pass a sobriety test. NEXT.

good to hear, I've come close to buying this lately out of curiosity.

yeah, the lesser contributions of the Stones oevre.

I was thinking of watching that, but the lady told me I couldn't watch "Deadwood" because it's "too depressing", so there's not much hope I can sell her on that one.

Oddly, that's one of my favourites.

yeah, don't. Trying to decide from the Tahitian beer (Hinano) or the "hoptown red" for the next one. Leaning towards the latter.

Oldman doesn't look much like oldman in this one. but still.

yeah? After "Hey Negrita", "Hand of Fate" and, if I'm hammered, "Memory Motel", that album is dead to me.

i need to get one of those discography torrents and figure this stones thing out.

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GREATEST ACTOR OF OUR TIME

but really, I feel like he rarely does look like Oldman.

You say "Oldman", I think:

didn't I send you a bunch of shit a couple of years ago? I'm telling you, just go with Let It Bleed, Beggar's Banquet if you've never heard them. The rest I think require a little more effort.

he looks like the missing link btw.

he looks like a drunken hillbilly. Which is what he is.

you say Oldham I think:


holy shit I'm queer.

googling "fat retard" comes up a lot of Michael Moore references and this little ditty:

I wasn't aware that this is even physically possible.

seriously, my mind is blown. they're like centaurs!

with photoshop anythings possible

pretty much: