Jesus. I'm always amazed at people who think the local LA Fitness locker room is some sort of country club.

My favorites are the 70 year old asian guy who uses the public hair dryer to blow dry his ball sack and old, scary pony tail guy who likes to stand nude in front of one the many sinks and shave not only his face but arms and chest.

I don't even go barefoot in that place.

so how do his balls smell?

Haha that's awesome.

There's this old guy that apparently has no family, and will only strike up conversations when he is down to his tighty-whiteys and the other party is naked.

gottdamn motorcycle tires are expensive.

pstpixplsthx!

(Seriously, I didn't see any pics on the link that you posted that adequtely described what it looks like)

I'm fascinated by the different people at my gym depending on the time of day, summed up as follows:

Early AM: regular working people
Mid AM: housewives
Late AM: geriatrics
Early afternoon: meatheads, restaurant employees
Mid afternoon: high school kids
Late afternoon: working people

for the record I prefer the early afternoon though I always feel like a stud working out with the old people.

First year university students are dumber than dogs with Downs.

My gym is always full of old people.

People who accept a dinner invitation, so you go buy the supplies and get shee ready, and then welch for no good reason deserve a flogging. MOTHERFUCK!

my gym is entirely populated with two sets: cougars and the WaMu bankers.

http://www.wemadesigns.com/collections_page2.html

the one on the bottom right... sorry, still can't really see what it looks like on me or what the fabric is like, but it's like a softer cotton, but more delicate. Something that will have to be handwashed or on the gentle cycle and hung dry.

I also got the simple crossover top too in bright red. Yum!

masterbation really isnt that great

use a fish.

motorcycle stores do NOT like it when you bring in tires that you bought on the internets and ask them to install them. They want you to pay them too much for the tires.

One shop tacks on $40 if you bring your own, making the install cost $155. The other one I called finally said he'd do it, but only for $200. This on top of tires that, if I do order them online, will "only" cost $250. But at a store, those things cost $330. That's a big difference.

Why won't people let you pay them to do things?

I might be one of the only people in NYC who actually looks at where they are walking....

I spend my days zig zagging from left to right to avoid walking straight into people who are either looking in the street, looking in store windows, reading, playing on their phone or ipod, looking at the sky, or just in a haze.

I'm ready for INDY!

Yes, but masturbation is....

Well, that figures. It's always about you.

i prefer lampreys and eels

i just watched a guy lean his head against the elevator wall and take a nap for that 5 story ride

i think he actually dosed off

last night at the fair the had fried coke. what the fuck is that?

you didn't try it?

I was on my fifth beer and had just eaten a 4 lb pulled pork sandwich. IThe only way I could've tried one of those fuckers is if someone put me in a wheelbarrow and pushed me to the stand.

Incidentally, McDonald's sponsored the petting zoo. I can't tell you how entertaining I find this.

I never had that problem with car stereos. The trick is to talk directly to the person doing the installing, and paying in cash.

With apologies to "That's what she said" (that was awesome on so many levels, btw).

don't spell check me bro