Your girlfriend says, "You don't eat regularly, you have a drinking problem, and you never get a yearly checkup from a doctor. You aren't sleeping well at all."

And you reply with,

But on the plus side, I knocked over the Sunsphere.

My roommate and I watch Simpsons at least twice a day and reference it at every opportunity (several times a day). I think it has taken over my life.

When I was effectively fired last week, my first thought was "Shit! I'll have to pilfer from my meagre life savings to buy Simpsons Season 5, released March 12th".

You're either her hostage or what we like to call... a forest bride.

If I'm driving along and see something happen to someone (like a skater wiping out), I can't resist doing the Nelson thing. "Haa haaa!"

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ok simpson freaks...which season of the Simpsons is the best if one was to pick up a dvd set?

Season 5 is must-have . I have it on DVD and was shocked at how many classic episodes fall within that season. If one is a Simpsons fan, you cannot do without this season.

oh, all of them of course.

the last two are gems though.

and if a woman tells you something isn't funny....you better not laugh your ass off!

"Increase my killing power, eh?"

My roommates try to work this into a conversation at least once a day.

I saw the Max Power epsiode the other day and it cracked me up:


Marge: But I married Homer Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Max Power!

Homer/Max Power: You don't snuggle with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!



Even though the creative level has dipped in recent years, it's still the show that informed my sense of humor more than any other.

[The Max Power song]
Max Power, he has the name that you want to touch,
but you musn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you hear it, you mustn't fear.
Cause his name can be said,
in many different ways...

are you doing the hand gestures while you sing that? i sure hope so

one of my top five favorite episodes

i haven't seen it in a minute, but i thought that the line went "by a-NY-oooonnnneee"

I loved when Homer wanted to date Debbie Pinson in that episode. That's my wife's favourite comment to me "No Dating!!!"

i just got season 5, it's pretty awesome.

I Like Pizza
I Like Bagels
I Like Hot Dogs With Mustard And Beer

I'll Eat Eggplant
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?

my ex girlfirend sings this at least twice a day. but you live in philly so stay the hell away from her.

I know this isn't a "hey let's quote the simpsons thread, but I love this:

(man collapses)
Marge: quick someone perform CPR
Homer: "I see a bad moon rising.."
Marge: CPR, not CCR
Homer: "I see trouble on the way.."

There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!

Isn't that the wrong way?

Yes, but it's faster.

The Lisa goes to College episode where you see a naked Homer silloutte
sing to Tubthumping melody,"and when I need to pee, I use the kichen sink."

And also how the college girls think she lives at a frat house because Homer is drinking and being loud and a keg gets tossed out of the house.

Matt Groening was my graduation speaker. Best graduation speaker ever!

"boo-urns" and mr. burns's fake homer's "duh-oh" find their way into my life far more often than i'd like them to.

I haven't watched my Season 4 all that much since I picked it up... This has dissapointed me enough to not pick up Season 5, even though I know I would would like it lots...

Besides, I have Greatest American Hero to keep me company for a few more days...