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A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

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What? no love for the gull?



you guys make me sick.

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It's kind of an old story, Mod, but I still think it's cute.


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Thanks for the Laugh-O'-The-Day. :lol:

fp (not as sick as some of the fuckers around here)

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If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.

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Ducks eat for free at subway

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that is so friggin funny. good post.


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Ducks eat for free at subway



is that Andrew W.K. and Conan O'Brien in your avatar?

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i don't get the love for this elsewhere...got passed around work and personal emails. i think the cat riding the bus was better

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Modem Wrote:
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Ducks eat for free at subway



is that Andrew W.K. and Conan O'Brien in your avatar?


yeah, I can't quite make out the third guy.

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Ducks eat for free at subway



but Coyotes can't get jack at Quizno's

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If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


If you're cute enough people will buy you small bags of chips.

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mugwump67 Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


If you're cute enough and female people will buy you small bags of chips.


fixed.

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cat riding the bus



link?

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cat riding the bus



link?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

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Under Sharia law that seagull would have its wing cut off. Or it's beak. Actually, it's a bit of a legal grey area...

There will be a rather more traumatic seagull story in my autobiography 'Every Other Phase'.

Something to look out for, I'm sure you will agree.

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But it's Doritos. Not exactly balanced, nutritionally speaking.

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wenchlette Wrote:
If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


What, being cute?

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Oh, man, if Doritos doesn't jump on this, they are pretty dumbtastic.

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Finch Platte Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


What, being cute?


Exactly. I mean, there's gotta be a way to un-skankify myself.

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wenchlette Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:
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If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


What, being cute?


Exactly. I mean, there's gotta be a way to un-skankify myself.


not likely. :)


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Addled Nitwittery Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
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If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


What, being cute?


Exactly. I mean, there's gotta be a way to un-skankify myself.


not likely. :)


I'm struggling to figure out what your girlfriend sees in you.

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wenchlette Wrote:
Addled Nitwittery Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
If you're cute enough it's okay to shoplift...

I think I'm going to try that.


What, being cute?


Exactly. I mean, there's gotta be a way to un-skankify myself.


not likely. :)


I'm struggling to figure out what your girlfriend sees in you.


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