I'm Trying These Crest Whitestrips For The First Time Today

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:29 pm

I'll bet it totally doesn't work but what the hell...

So far all I can say is that it makes my mouth feel very mucous-y. Yuck.
And what the hell happens if I inadvertently leave them in too long? Will it turn me into Ronnie James Dio? Or maybe this?...

hey look · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:06 pm

They do work. I've got friends and stuff that use them. I bought them when they like first came out, and I still have half the box left, because I can't stand using them.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:08 pm

south pacific Wrote:

And what the hell happens if I inadvertently leave them in too long? Will it turn me into Ronnie James Dio?

No, you'll still be the lump of shit you were when you put them in.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:21 pm

Awww...

I love you too, antiquated username man.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:23 pm

i hear these things kill the nerves in your teeth

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:26 pm

where the fuck is my avatar

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:27 pm

south pacific Wrote:

I love you too, antiquated username man.

That is quite possibly the sharpest retort I've read since Dalen's last post.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:07 pm

You are really going to like this one then...

*yawn*

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:10 pm

Well played.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:29 pm

Funny you should mention that....your Momma said the same thing.

(zips up zipper)

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:55 pm

How many times are you going to edit your post?

south pacific · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:33 am

That's the best you can come up with?

lame.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:45 am

south pacific Wrote:

That's the best you can come up with?

lame.

Sweet holy fuck. You are Dalen.

Seriously, stay off the street.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:55 am

Stay off the street?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Keep posting responses like that, its making my day.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:12 am

I'll bet you a bunch of money I don't have that it's gonna turn out that those things are bad for your teeth- you know, weakens them or something.

New studies show that teeth whitener strips users have been reporting their teeth snapping off while eating old, mushy bananas.

fp

Who cares, anyway- teeth that "white" (or whatever color that is) look totally gross and unnatural.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Anyway, the latest Maxim did a quickie review of those teeth brightners. They rated 3 different brands and I think the Crest one came out the worst.

I've got a friend who used that Brite Smile treatment and it really did work. Expensive as hell, though.

Steve

south pacific · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:43 am

Finch Platte Wrote:

I'll bet you a bunch of money I don't have that it's gonna turn out that those things are bad for your teeth- you know, weakens them or something.

New studies show that teeth whitener strips users have been reporting their teeth snapping off while eating old, mushy bananas.

fp

Who cares, anyway- teeth that "white" (or whatever color that is) look totally gross and unnatural.

Jesus, don't scare me like that.

Actually my dentist recommended The Crest Whitestrips as the best that's out there and said that while it won't make my teeth preternaturally white or anything I'll probably get them three shades whiter than what they are now and this should last for about a year. If I can get that I'll be happy.

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