... and its been at least two hours since I last took a leak.

But nobody noticed, right?

I saw things!

Shit, now its stuck.

The fly or the things?

The teeth. Of all the days to go commando.... Sigh.

there was a time i was walking around a blockbuster, trying to get a movie, and i looked down and saw my wang. i wondered how many other people were as lucky as i.
i was wearing shorts and no underpants. and man, it was apparent with my fly open.

Some women's fashions encourage buttcrack cleavage and clothes cut to the shave line, but men are mocked for wearing anything like that.

Most men are buttguggly, though. Might s'plain it. I'd think it were sexist if not for the fact that I don't wanna see it either.

You've never seen mine, though.

There was a time, leaving junior year chem ('96-'97 school year), when my zipper was down, I was wearing boxers, and my wang was "visible". It had been a shortened class-period -- it was the end of October, and a half-day morning-only school-day, so the teachers could have the PM for grading and meetings -- so Mr. Jones (no, not the Counting Crows ) showed a video on Avogadro's number or something. Of course, I spent much of the class gawking at Erica Johannes (class valedictorian, swimmer, NHS member, wrestling team cheer-babe), and I became rather, uhm, excited from this. Bad day to do it, though. I had slept in, so I just threw on my pants of the nite before, and ran to school. Alas, the pants were my black denim work jeans, and the zipper had been proving faulty -- fortunately, at work (at least), I had to wear an apron, so I had protection from embarassment. School, though, was a different story. Plus, wearing boxers for one of the few times prior to sophomore year of university, the pee-flap proved a very poor defense (unlike same of a pair of briefs, which is impenetrable). So, my wang was out there, but nobody saw it.

I think that's pretty embarassing.


<---------- swears he was not the "dinky wang man" who called the Ladies Man for advice

I just want to know how you got the beans above the frank...

We have a bleeder!!!!!

TwilightKid, that is the craziest avator I have ever seen.

i'd say i walk out of the house with my fly unzipped 3 out of 5 days a week. what's worse is that i'm completely serious.

Thats awesome!

I have a pair of pants I can't wear cuz the zipper somehow finds a way to slide down & allow me to share the wealth without asking.

i have a pair of jeans that do the same thing, the zipper slowly goes down as i walk but not fast enough for me to notice till im blowin' in the wind

Touche. But, very true.... It's not that I have an average wang, but big thighs, so in comparison, the first looks small. It's that my wang is small while my thighs are huge.

SHRINKAGE!!!