Amen, Aural!! Of course, lots of times I'm at these 'sausage fests' with my own male friends, who then try to make it a point to see how many cute girls they can chat up, often leaving me standing around by myself until they come prancing back to show off all the napkins with numbers on them.

Edit: and this girl works all day. I don't go out as much as I'd like because I'm too old to go to bed at 3am, and get back up at 6am.

Why is it that after "domestication" (ie, getting married, living with their SO), men have more time to post on messageboards and women don't?

Mutilation sounds icky. I prefer to call it my Open Fisted Love Punch.

I've got a detailed explanation but I won't go into here. Can PM you if you want.

i wish that it was something really exciting, but my fiance is a jeweler and i'm a computer person. she doesn't spend all day getting fat in front of a monitor.

Any woman reading your query is not in a position to answer, y'know. The owner of my local record shop was wondering this while I stacked up 16 records in the annual vinyl overstock sale ... dunno. Maybe I'm supposed to spend that time and money on makeup, or shaving my armpits or something. Hairy unkempt girls dig tunes!

<--- though I can provide one insight. I always watch zombie movies at home, so I can pause in the scary bits and go play with the neighbors dog or something.

Hey, it is obner, not avgina.

Avgina Sucks.

Love,
Angry Goth.

lol

KPH

I like music. I like booze. I like going to shows. I like posting on geeky bb's. I like being a geek. I like pretending to look busy at work when in reality I'm on here or chatting. I like boys.... although, not at the moment- all men are pissing me off.

I don't know, Sk8r Boi was kind of catchy.

I think der Redlander meant to write, Self-contamination or -pollution. Albeit, those are still pretty strongly negative phrasings for the autoerotic, but how destructive, really?... I do it all the time, and I don't mind calling a spade a spade and confirming I am corrupting/polluting myself.

i wish i had more time to be an internerd. working for a newspaper is pretty craptastic. that said, i did recently meet earl scruggs and that was pretty cool.

speaking of snausage fests, are there any women left at cmj now whiner?

College Media Journal, the Washington Monthly of music journalism?

I just took a "brain sex" test on the bbc's website. I almost scored the average score that women get. I have no idea what that says about me. But, I do know it has to do with gender. So, I posted it.

So... You're as sexy as the average woman?

np: Neko Case - Duchess

Lord knows. I think it means I think more like a woman than a man. Who knows really. I suck at noticing spatial differences but can pay attention to some minute details and I got 8 out of 10 answers right to this one where you had to tell the mood of someone from pictures of just their eyes. Apparently it makes me more of a woman than a man.

I'm sure that g-string doesn't help much, either.

I have long hair and breasts.

I bet you'd score above average, then.