Not the Mayor of San Antonio -- or, at least, one who was mayor presently. I mean, they made a big deal of Ozzfest finally getting to SA, what, three years ago, for Ozzy's first appearance there since '84, and first without being in drag. So, just get over it already.

Ahhh, she just left Israel and became a big movie star to avoid her stint in the Israeli citizen army.

As comedian Sam Brown said, "Don't go trick or treating in that neighborhood dressed as a ghost or you'll take one in the eye."

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax ... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Damn I miss UCB. "I can eat pork if I do it through this hole in the sheet!"

I think this is a matter of respect and common sense. Sometimes "because we can" should be countered with "But should you?"