Favorite Simpsons Quote Ever

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:10 pm

I have come to the decision that my favorite quote ever from the show is from the Y2K Halloween episode, where they're on the rocket headed for the sun.

Tom Arnold: "I mean, I know my shows were bad, but I never tied anyone up and made them watch. And I could've, cause I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots."

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:14 pm

I love the Troy McClure quotes.

I went to this bar in Atlanta last (Gravity Pub) that I used to frequent when I live in the city. Several years ago somebody graffitied "I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from such things as......" in the bathroom.

I was dissapointed that someone had written over my "Out With Gout in '88" with some gibberish.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:17 pm

And what a boy!

NP: Ministry :: The Missing

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:25 pm

alongdrive Wrote:

I have come to the decision that my favorite quote ever from the show is from the Y2K Halloween episode, where they're on the rocket headed for the sun.

Tom Arnold: "I mean, I know my shows were bad, but I never tied anyone up and made them watch. And I could've, cause I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots."

I also think that is one of the funniest quotes ever.

I also love the Kang/Bill Clinton quote: "we must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom.''

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:32 pm

Wearing a tux, Homer sits dignified on the couch. He dines on pizza and beer.
Bart: Hey Dad, how come you're wearing a tuxedo?
Homer: Going to that fancy, waterfront party tomorrow.
Bart: Why are you wearing it NOW?
Homer: Well, it's like a rental car, son. You get ALL the mileage you can; then ball it up, and cram it through the mail slot.

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:42 pm

Lisa: Dad, that's a kid's menu where you help Yogi Bear reach the Washington Monument.
Homer: Stained with the blood of soldiers.
Lisa: That's jelly.
Homer: From the unknown toaster.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

me fail english? that's unpossible.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:56 pm

I'm not NOT licking toads!

Lambchop · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:05 pm

"It appears were at war."
"Excellent, begin hoarding and profiteering. Leave it to to the democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry."

Pagoda · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:12 pm

Homer "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:22 pm

Homer: You can run, but you can't glide!

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:24 pm

Lambchop Wrote:

"It appears were at war."
"Excellent, begin hoarding and profiteering. Leave it to to the democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry."

Monty is probably the most quotable character on that show, or at least my favourite anyway.

iron_and_beer · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:26 pm

"Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such self-help films as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confidence Stupid."

fancypants · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:26 pm

ralph wiggum: "my cat's breath smells like catfood."
grampa: "i can't wait to eat that monkey!"

and of course:
"there's that cannonball guy, he's cool."
"are you being sarcastic, dude?"
"i don't even know anymore."

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:27 pm

Homer: But Marge, weaseling out of things is what seperates us from all the other animals...except the weasel.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:27 pm

fancypants Wrote:

ralph wiggum: "my cat's breath smells like catfood."
grampa: "i can't wait to eat that monkey!"

and of course:
"there's that cannonball guy, he's cool."
"are you being sarcastic, dude?"
"i don't even know anymore."

PRAY...FOR...MO..JO

Mick · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:35 pm

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:37 pm

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

A Beaten Up Homer: "Are you an angel?"
Moe: "Yeah, all us angels wear Farrah slacks"

Donovan · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:49 pm

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's."

spizzle trunk · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:27 am

homer: "all my life i've wondered if there was a god. now i know. and it's me." (or something to that effect)

lisa: "teacher says we need cupcakes. cupcakes to learn."

piss_hammer · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:29 am

"Hey Fun Boys...Get a Room!!!"

Lambchop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:41 am

"Fill it up with petroleum distylate and revulcanize my tires, post-haste!"

scottycash99 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:46 am **Posts:** 1149

paraphrased:

jail warden: "...i mean look at it....a unicorn in space...how is it supposed to breath...there's no AIR IN SPACE"

homer: "...but theres an AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM"

np: the simpson...(the episode where homer learns to pray for everything)

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:49 am

Not my favorite of all time, but one that cracks me up consistantly.

After Homer gets kissed by one of the gay guys he was living with, he kisses Marge.

Homer to Marge: That was the best kiss I've had tonight! (In his brain) Or was it?!

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