It's all funny when you're not the one being denigrated, isn't it?

Thanks for the support, internet dudes.

come off it, dude. I can see that you don't like being called this, and that it pisses you off, but it's not a new phenomenon. People here have in-jokes, one of which happens to be you having a "keen eye for young girls."

As Yail said, no one really thinks you are a monger...

Gar, Shiv has called me a pedophile or alluded to it about twenty times in the past couple of months.

I'm not talking about everybody here. I'm talking about Shiv.

And I want him to know that I don't think pedophila is funny and I don't think being joked about that way is funny.

Have any of you ever seen the complete and total damage that child abuse can do to a person? If you have, you should understand my anger.

And chase should know I was not threatening anyone. I said I would have flattened Shiv if he'd said that to my face, meaning if I knew him personally and he were part of my day to day life.

I don't know the guy. I'm not about to actually go off on some guy who's a zillion miles away. It was an "if you were here and said that" statement.

Anyway, I shouldn't have typed that post as it sidetracks the point, but whatever.

So, if I let this issue drop and the next time I crack some foolish statement and shiv decides to do his little pedo bit again, what would you do? Chuckle about it and ignore it? How is that going to make posting here any fun? I tried being flippant about it, but it hasn't stopped him.

Oh, I probably wouldn't take it either, but you know he's trying to get yr. goat, dog...and you've let him. I think that all the stuff you've posted about child abuse, and general family problems, and the fact that we know you as well as any group of interweb folks can know you (i.e. we read your massive amounts of posts, and can get ageneral idea of who/waht you are ) No One Believes you are any kind of criminal/innapropriate toucher of children.

It's Shiv..he likes to talk to shit, and likes to get yr. goat. that's his MO.

spaz

I also have a keen eye for older women, certain men and frickin' cartoon characters, if anyone's paid attention. I mean, c'mon. The board surely knows my Kate Bush/Wonder Woman/Kate Beckinsale love by now.

Any idea that anything I've posted had an perverse sexual tone certainly didn't come from my intent or any of my actual words.

I made a post about that actress from Lemony Snickett being a pretty kid. She is a pretty kid, for god's sake, there are such things. And then I talked about a couple of kids from my childhood that reminded me of that character. My childhood. When I was a kid. Surely people remember being kids.

I made a post about thinking Skye Sweetnam's new song is fun. Nothing about her age. I was talking about the song. Couldn't give a rip about Sweetnam herself.

There are some people on here who don't have kids and seem to think it's odd that anyone ever talks about them. I can't help that.

So, Mr. Senator the idea that I "have a keen eye for young girls" pisses me the hell off.

Oh grow up, for chrissakes. Take a timeout from your moral posturing and make an attempt to be a rational adult. How about next time it happens, you show some maturity in response to the situation.

Whoa! Not so quick, there Scooter. I'm not talking about worthless threats of dropkicks and beatdowns. See, grown men who consider themselves reasonable--as you yourself would be so quick to claim--don't resort to silly playground antics to solve problems. Now, next time, why don't you just ignore it and move on.

The main reason it continues is because you aren't smart enough to let it go without comment or promises of cartoon violence.

So save the space and don't go fishing for group sympathy with comments like this:



Sure, the joke is tired. But so is your outrage and bullshit claims of he-mannism.

Yeah, seriously Spoon, its ok for you to "look" at bitches suckin off their boyfriends posted on hipinion and now you are getting Sir-Sensitivo about somebody calling you out. Grow a pair homey. I thought more highly of you.

P.S. Good luck building that dungeon and establishing a career in feces scripture.

Hey. A reasonable and honest post. Cool.

Okay. It was foolish of me to lose my temper.

Ok, boys, seriously, chill the fuck out!

Spoon: Yes it's annoying he keeps calling you that. Ignore him. Trust me, he used to give me a hard time for a while and I got past it and he stopped and now we've made nice. Just don't even address it anymore. The threatening part was a bit over the top I've gotta say.

Shiv: Be nice mister or I'm coming over to take your toys away.

Everyone else: Stop giving poor Spoon shit for being upset. That shit does get old and can make a person feel bad.

C'mon we're all friends here and we're the nicer of all the boards and let's keep it that way ok?


Jesus christ, can we just all go back to posting normally and drinking?
(I haven't had alcohol in almost a month due to illness and child and work and after a week from work hell and the first weekend I'm not sick or have my son here, I'm going to have a couple rum and cokes and be happy)

I like girls.

Anyone ever tried Progresso's Italian-Style Wedding soup?? Man, is it good- little meatballs floating around in a thick chicken broth w/ carrots, spinach and pasta.

God shit.

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Good Times. Good Times.

OH SNAP dont even start with the Progresso shit. I had some Progresso Chicken Noodle today--added a metric ton of pepper and some rice.

OW!

Why is the chicken in their soups so hard?
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so who's a pedophile?!!? 851-5146 CALL 4 GOOD TIME

hmm? never come across that predicament..

It's a good one, eh? I also like "cripes".

I think what we forgot is Shiv works for USPS; thusly, he is well armed. I don't think 'Spoon would have had a prayer against the postman in a fight, then.

Yep.

Whenever I see Loogar's name, I think of a guy hockin' a big fat one. *shudder* Not that I have anything against you, darlin' Dave!

I do too actually.

Never heard that one, but I like it, T

Wow, I never counted on a loogie = loogar sentiment, but I guess when you don't understand the full provenance, and take into accoun the spelling/sound of the name it seems obvious.

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Also, I'm on a Progresso diet of late, it would seem.

I guess that's it.

I aim to try (for that).

Good lookin' out, then, El Gran Diamante.