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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:27 pm 
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i do these things on another board, so i thought i'd try one here. why? because i'm bored and waiting for the sigg other (reap) to come home and get me lit. not that anyone can stop me.

1. you have just discovered a new planet, in our very own solar system. you get to give it the name it will hold for the rest of time. the name?

Lovetron. or The Floppy Weiner

2. naked celebrity crisco© wrestling. you pick the two combatants.

Masuimi Max and Monica Bellucci

3. what would you really, truly, honestly, like yer epitaph to be?

"I fucking told you not to bury me, you dicks"

4. you have just won a contest for writing THE worst opening sentence to a book ever written. yer line, please?

ROGDNEY LOVKES TEH LIARGKS

5. what IS eddie van halen's problem?

he's a giant douche

6. you will be a guest lecturer for one day in a class on song lyrics as poetry. if you could discuss only one song, which would you choose?

Tom Waits - "The Fall of Troy"

7. gimme the most groan-inducing, suckass joke you've ever heard in yer entire life.

I don't remember it.

8. when it comes right down to it, what IS yer favorite album cover of all time?

The Who - Who's Next

9. you are running for president. what will yer slogan be?

"At least you already know he's an asshole"

10. there was an eighth dwarf... one the other seven never talked about or let out in public. his/her name?

Scratchy

bonus: what should kath be doing instead of sitting in front of her computer and dreaming up silly questions?

um....windsurfing?


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kath, please stop with the fucquin. just give us the goods dammit.


i take it yer the board perv? just a guess.

i'm flattered (kinda). but i am taken by a reaper. he is also known as the not-very-grim reaper, or the really-very silly reaper. i call him reap for short. and he is the best man in the universe.

as perhaps the greatest spiritual leader of our time, mahatma gandhi, once said, "if it aint fucquin broke, don't fucquin fix it, bitchass."


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Dalen Wrote:
kath, please stop with the fucquin. just give us the goods dammit.


i take it yer the board perv? just a guess.

i'm flattered (kinda).

You may have misinterpreted. The suggestion was to stop using the grade 2 spelling of "fucking".


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ayah Wrote:
kath Wrote:
bonus: what should kath be doing instead of sitting in front of her computer and dreaming up silly questions?


pm'ing daystar.


wow.

that's really low (i think). i'm (pretty sure i'm) offended.

here i sit, gracing this board with my WTFed, rabidly-out-of-place presence, after years of struggle and strife... getting booted out of high school, spending thirteen years as a college student, ending up in who's who of american fucquin teachers, publishing articles on crusty medieval poets for a buncha unlaid, ego-ridden nutjobs, wasting a decade as a navy wife, birthing spawn while the future exhole was out to sea on a submarine, dealing with bible-belted, frothy-mouthed asspickles by the droves, blogging and posting on boards for eons, matching wits with the most mildewy, witless and amoeba-lobed fucqueholes ever known to humankind and sometimes winning, fighting in foreign wars (in my head) from centuries ago with desert (and dessert) heathen over tiny patches of useless, imaginary land, my only thanks being this hook for a left hand, surviving near-death, multiple tragedies, heartbreaks by the score, labor, TB and even headlice... all just so i can get likened to (what i gather is) the resident board cornflake.

it's enough to make me... make me... ohhhh, i dunno... maybe take a shower, break out my new pretenders box set, and get wasted enough to run around the house nekkid, rubbing my awards and medals on my bare nipples with my one good hand.

fucquer.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:55 pm 
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kath is already an all-star poster as far as I'm concerned.

just for not takin' any shit.

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Radcliffe Wrote:
kath Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
kath, please stop with the fucquin. just give us the goods dammit.


i take it yer the board perv? just a guess.

i'm flattered (kinda).

You may have misinterpreted. The suggestion was to stop using the grade 2 spelling of "fucking".


you may have misinterpreted.

(a) i was basing my perv comment on more posts than just the above. (i would wager i'm right on what he meant by "goods")...

(b) as i have posted elsewhere, "fucquin" is an acceptable form of the word where i come from, namely cajunland...

and

(c) what the fucque to you have against a second-grade education? i worked hard to finish that year.


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Cotton Wrote:
kath is already an all-star poster as far as I'm concerned.

don't take any shit.


thank yew.

i'm groooovy (she sez, swilling her first rum of the evening)...

.. you wouldn't happen to dig home-made gumbo, would ya?


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kath, you're being too modest. Fucquin is fourth-grade.


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As long as it's not vegetarian gumbo and you keep the rum out of it, absolutely.

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kath is already a really wordy, wannabe-clever poster as far as I'm concerned. i can tell she's very, very lonely.


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dunno if bitchass is wordy or not.

you guys bitch if someone takes offense to snide, catty comments.
then you bitch if they don't wanna take your shit.

there's really nothing a new poster can do without having to hear 20 people piss and moan about the most trivial nonsense. Are you really gonna give her shit about her spelling of one word when half the board spoke in that tardspeak for 6 months?

It's like I'm cyberliving in a goddamn cybercathouse.


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I think everyone's periods have synched up in this place. Time to build a hut.


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I think it's gushy loquaciousness that turns 'em off. Anyone who goes full steam ahead phrasing-wise. Shares too much. Uses cutesy phrasing. Is giddy and effusive.

But you know, it is what it is. New posters can just forge on. Or not.


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Cotton Wrote:
dunno if bitchass is wordy or not.

you guys bitch if someone takes offense to snide, catty comments.
then you bitch if they don't wanna take your shit.

there's really nothing a new poster can do without having to hear 20 people piss and moan about the most trivial nonsense. Are you really gonna give her shit about her spelling of one word when half the board spoke in that tardspeak for 6 months?

It's like I'm cyberliving in a goddamn cybercathouse.


oh my, Cotton's on his period again guys.


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kath Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
kath, please stop with the fucquin. just give us the goods dammit.
i take it yer the board perv? just a guess.
What do you mean, "the"? We've got several on here.

Oh, and Kath? Don't worry about them. See the thread about being boring? You're livening things up, so instead of bitching, they should be being thankful.

I mean, yeah, a misstep or two, but nothing crucifixion-worthy. That's just the way they talk. It's mostly just trash-talking.

Although I suspect Dalen's invitation to make out would not have been turned down if you had taken it seriously.

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DustyHoneymoon'sOverChalk Wrote:
kath Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
kath, please stop with the fucquin. just give us the goods dammit.
i take it yer the board perv? just a guess.
What do you mean, "the"? We've got several on here.

I'd say a solid 40% are...


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kath Wrote:

.. you wouldn't happen to dig home-made gumbo, would ya?


Done, and done!

She'll fit in fine.

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her posts are better than half the crap on here, mine included, so welcome.

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that's all I'm saying. Sure, I don't need to picture Joe Parry doing anything, but half the posts on here make me wanna drive a darning needle into my inner ear. I manage to get around most of them by not fucking reading them. or ignoring them. In the meantime, when the bitching started up about how boring the board is today, she made something up for people to do. and then she defended herself.

So yeah, she's got a better batting avg than half of the board already. Someone buy her a coke.

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oh my, Cotton's on his period again guys.

no talking from the hut.


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oh my, Cotton's on his period again guys.

no talking from the hut.


:lol:

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dammmmmmmmmn.

so i wake up on a saturday, hungover as all hell, only to see this thread has morphed into a critical review of kath. hair of the dog, i guess.

first off, thanks for the kind words to the folk who gave em out. (i even appreciate the words that were kind in a qualified, wrong-handed, backdoor sort of way. i'm easy.)

as for the rest, let's recap, shall we?

kath...

~~should relocate to myspace
~~has made a misstep or two, but nothing crucifixion-worthy
~~needs to werk on her 2nd-4th grade spellin
~~should stop fucquin and give the goods
~~has a joe fetish that is the biggest WTF in obner history, bar none (great googly moogly)
~~looks suspiciously daystarry
~~waxes gushy, loquacious, and cutesy-phrased
~~shares too much, in giddy and effusive ways
~~is a really wordy and wannabe-clever poster who's very very lonely

to which i, being of mouthy mind, must respond.

1. crap i don't mind and never have: any stylistic commentary having to do with my overendowed, welsh-cajun yap. that takes care of most of the flak: being wordy, gushy, effusive, over-sharing, et alia.

2. crap part deux: spelling and all else that would fall under the grammar-nazi category. i luvv language. i luvvv fucquin with language. i luvvv fondling, goosing, even frenching language. there was a time when i would get into bloody brawls with folk who cared wayyyy too much about that crap. i'm sure ye know the type: people who think their sense of "fitting" lingo somehow makes them superior judges of others in the brain department (e.g., deliberately misspelling the word "fucquin" means you've got a second grade intellect.) mind ye, the folk i fought with were paid to edit, as was i. what's even more laughable than those jerkdrips are the self-appointed, unsolicited wannabe editors, especially online. on a music board. (delusions of grand-mal, anyone?)

i don't fret about it anymore. i have my hooked-on-phonics phun however i want. if some folk don't wanna go for the ride or feel like shooting out my tires, more power to em. they can go take a long fucquin walk off a short fucquin pier, just for me.

3. the questionnaire. judging from this thread, i hafta assume it's one of my missteps. silly moi. (maybe i *will* pm daystar. see if she wants one of my liquor-laced walkin tours of the quarter. i can protect her jugular from the local lions well enough. i have witchy wonder-twin powers.) anyway, never fear, obnerites~~the point is taken. lord knows i wouldn't wanna make any more missteps when my reputation here is so very untarnished. coughcough.

4. i *do* know how out-of-place i am here. i've admitted it from the beginning. i am much more likely to spin zep, prog, the allmans, or robert johnson than i am the wrens, the fuck buttons, the drive-by truckers or wilco. (ok, so i'm not entirely lost in the past... i like NIN, super furry animals, the white stripes, etc.)

being so out-of-place is the primary appeal for me. it's true. for those already riding my luvly yet ample ass, rest assured... the appeal will probably wear off, in relation to how stale or uncreative the riding gets. as ye might imagine, i talk online at many places. (my mouth needs the extra space.) in the end, i am quite sure that obner and i will both survive merrily without each other, if that be the case.

the moral? c'est la fucquin vie.

luv and fucquefucquefucquityfucque,
kath

p.s. oh, yeah. almost forgot.

out of that critical list above, there *is* one (1) thing that bothers me. and it's one word.

that word is cutesy.

i don't think i've ever been called cutesy my entire life, by anyone, anywhere. cutesy makes me almost as mad as kath-y does. that's enough right there to make me flounce off in a huff, to go a-puking at the inherent adhominemmy injustice in life.

cutesy.

why don't ya just hit below the ovaries next time, fucquepimple?

(slams keyboard down, stomps out of room muttering obscenities, heads for stash..)


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heh heh


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Cutesy it is then.


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welp. I'm ready for another kath-penned questionaire.


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Radcliffe Wrote:
Cutesy it is then.


i'm sure you knew that i'd know someone would grab that up fast.

just as i'm sure you knew that i'd know someone would hit my tripwire for actually reading the post to the end.


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