Ding ding ding. Although your taste in music does most certainly suck, I do go out of my way to get a rise out of you.

And Dalen...well, come on. Who COULDN'T make fun of such a hypermasculine little shit? The only comeback he's ever had was to the extent of "and then I fucked your girlfriend, sister, mother, BOTH grandmothers, all your aunts, their aunts, and distant female cousins, while they sat there and told me how much they loved it." That type of shit couldn't even rile me up as a child...it's just retarded.

I think it's time to consider an ignore feature...

I thought usernames like OPA!, F**K You Dave, and Dusty Chalk pretty much offered that same service.

having to put up with you is karma for making the girls who wanted to play creed on my college station cry.

that said, you're still a complete fuckwad that has no business on a music board.

I may not belong on a message board where the majority of the people who see "Shine a Light" think of the Constantines rather than Exile on Main Street. But there are enough good people around here to make me stick around.

catswilleatyou vs. Danny Don't Rapp

My feuds are generally for entertainment purposes with the exception of one. It was my unexpected feud with Stop Breathin' that became a bit uncomfortable for me (and him I'm sure) as both parties crossed the line. Since then, we've called a truce so it's all good.

What about your hatred for me, Chris? Sorry I didn't call when I was in NYC. haha

Ha...hate is such a strong word. I just think you're an idiot...

Ah, right. Welcome to the club.

actually, I think wolf parade/stones/constantines/spirtualized .

And so what if they don't think of your precious stones first?

I disliked the stones and beefheart on their own lack of merit years ago.

but at least you like SOMETHING, for a while there I thought you hated everything, and barely old enough to drink shouldn't = crotchety sr. citizen attitudes.

The brief billyg vs. Cap'n feud was good fun.

would you two just get to the hate sex already?

catswilleatyou vs. punctuation

punctuation lost

Offset only by his burning, burning love of the return key.

hive vs. hive

TinyE vs. Sobriety

Bear vs. Muslim

shmoo vs. schmoo

family vs. territorial

i think it's funny how Danny Don't Rapp is trying to fit in here.

Given that a bunch of people don't like him and he still hangs around, I'd say he fits in just fine.

quiet your mouth and get to finishing my lawn you jobless loser.

Good one.