Jimbo to Bart (who has just sold his sould to Millhouse):

"Way to breathe, no breath."

You can't fight city hall... a.k.a. Blockoland - Homer

If I stop peddling, I die... but it's still better than US Air - Prof. Frink

And a'Marge, if you get tired eating, Angelo here will chew for you. - Luigi
Ah yes, I like to chew! - Angelo

Marge - Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer - Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Oh, and who can forget:

Marge: "Just give up the sugar."
Homer: "Never Marge! Never! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend some of the blue-noses with my cocky strides and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"

Classic, pure and simple.

np: menomena - cough coughing

Hey pants of fancy, is your avatar a photo of the Polyphonic Spree taken by Mike Doughty?

"This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower." Homer

Mayor Quimby after a classic rock band finishes performing their biggest hit: "Thank you, Blood and...Tears. Sorry to hear about Sweat."

This old thread from the CMJ BB has lots of great Simpsons quotes, too.

Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol,
boning up on his nerd lessons.
Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Good work, boy. [ruffles his hair]
[Marge leaves]
[singing] Egghead likes his booky-books!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Just tucking him in.

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed."

As a matter of fact, it is. Wow, I'm impressed.

Going to pick up skittish/rockity roll after work today. First of the month = got my paycheck yesterday = spend my paycheck on music today.

(From "Lisa Gets an A")

Homer: I tell you I'm a financial genius. I buy an $8 lobster, fatten him up to an $80 lobster, and eat the profits!

and

Homer: (crying) Oh my dear sweet Pinchy (eats a huge mouthful of lobster) No more pain where you are boy...(Snaps Pinchy in half)

or

Skinner: (Talking to lisa about benefits of keeping the grant money) We can buy real periodic tables, instead of these novelty ones from Oscar Meyer.
Ms. Krabapple: Now who can tell me the atomic weight of "balonium"?
Martin: Ooh! Delicious?
Ms. K: Correct. I would have also accepted Snack-tacular.

From Homerpalooza:

Homer (speaking about Grand Funk Railroad)

"The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner. The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher. The competent drumming of Don Brewer."

"get to the workin over time part!!!!"

i love the one wherever it is that everyone's talking at the same time and then stops and you can just hear Ralph say
"-iron you" that cracks me up.

May I say... awesome. You should be veddy, veddy happy with Skittish/Rockity Roll and now it's only just over two short months until the release of his "fully realized" solo disc.

back on topic...

Milhouse - "Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form!"

milhouse: i thougt i was the only milhouse

shelbyville milhouse: a feeling i know all too well

milhouse: so this is what it feels like, when doves cry

Pretty much anything involving Milhouse

speaking of which, I have a friend who looks like a Mexican Milhouse.

nice sheets

I wholeheartedly concur.

too lazy to see if i posted this before but....

Billy Corgan "Hi! Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer Simpson "Hi Homer Simpson, smiling politely!"

it was funny on tv.

I love it when Millhouse refers to himself as "The House." As in...

"She's with The House now"

or

"Don't you know Bart, The House always wins."

Both are paraphrased.

Barney: "Jesus must be rolling over in his grave"

"everything is comoing up Millhouse"

or when he's putting his name into the game "THRLHOUSE"

I think it's THRILLHO, isn't it?