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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
 Post subject: Caption Contest Time
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:46 pm 
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Pope.... Confederate Flag.... Bush gesturing to crotch region....... possible comedy overload * s zzzt

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Pope you just threw away a perfectly good little boy..What gives ?
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Check it out... The South is rising again -- just for you, Holy Father!

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hey pope, have you heard about this new frightened rabbit album?

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WINNER!!!

We would have also accepted, "i can has ride in pope mobeel?"

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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WINNER!!!

We would have also accepted, "i can has ride in pope mobeel?"


hey, you get to nominate the winner...I get to choose.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:35 pm 
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I'm not funny, but many of you are...caption or lolcat this one.


"Hey, Benny...check out my Letterman impression."

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
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"So, if Celing Cat's in Heaven and Basement Cat's in Hell, who's down here running Purgatory...Crawl Space Cat?"

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
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I'm not funny, but many of you are...caption or lolcat this one.


"I'd have you shake hands with Cheney, but he's havin' an infarction over here."

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"I apologize, Your Holiness. They knew we were coming; you'd think SOMEBODY would have cleaned up the dogshit."


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"U apologize, Your Holiness. They knew we were coming; you'd think SOMEBODY would have cleaned up the dogshit."


This was similar to my first thought, but then the way Benny's wringing his hands made him look guilty and ashamed, so I decided to imply it was his own doing.

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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"man, we're gonna party tonight, I got rails of coke this big waiting on Jenna's ass for you"


Niiiiice. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
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"...so Condi says, "hey, is the pope Catholic?" And to be honest, I didn't get it. I was thinking maybe you could, uh, help me out."

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Kinda funny I'm the one wearing black, eh Krauty McOvenstuffer?
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
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"Mah warts! They're gawn! It's uh miracle!"

"Heh heh. Yes. Excellent."
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"So, these Jews...you say they just died at your feet here?"


If only I could get Barney to heel like that.. woo it'd be a load off my mind.
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest Time
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"C'mon man. How long's it been since you had a full-grown one?? Plus I was the alter boy last time. Here, I'll hold your cross."

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