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 Post subject: bill brasky is a son of a bitch
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:52 pm 
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Third: Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son?

Fourth: Bill Brasky?

First: He's a big fella!

Second: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.

Third: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

Fourth: And your son is blind to this day!

First: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?

Third: I have no idea. [ pause ] To Bill Brasky!

(http://www.ubersite.com/m/11885)

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This sketch was amazing..

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"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

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I never know what these damn threads are about...
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His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
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TO BILL BRADSKY!





NAZR MOHAMMED!

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But moreso...

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"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."

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"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."

"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"
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Truly one of SNL's greater moments. They've been few and far between, but that's a classic.

My personal fave has always been Will's Neil Diamond on Behind the Music.

"It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely-legal pornography."

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ldiamond.phtml

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"Bill Brasky once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!"
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This skit absolutely KILLED! Some of my fav's...

He hated Mexicans... and he was HALF Mexican.

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

They found $60 worth of change in his stomach

He taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.

Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.

He gave a handjob to a manta ray.
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Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.


It's gold, Jer.
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"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town"

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All the covers of 'Yes' albums are Brasky family photos.
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He hated Mexicans... and he was HALF Mexican.


..and he also hated irony.
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