...really, people.

About time I won something.

I would like the makers of Fruit of the Loom and Levi's, without whom I would be forced to showcase my minisculinity in public, which would undoubtedly invite further ridicule…my parents, for bestowing a tool upon my body that is never at risk of being caught in a zipper...the guy who invented rubber bands for braces, without whom I would never be able to keep a condom on...

Heh Heh.

What was this about? I feel I wasn't given a fair shake here.

Don't make me break out the doggie with a dildo pic again.

I'm so tiny that I can't piss without dribbling some on my balls.

I don't wanna brag but, olo s'bout the size of it

Ermm..... I won before most of you were born.........

I'm Black.

Finally, a stereotype that works in my favor.

I challenge you to a draw, my man. I do believe that following inspection by an impartial judge, it shall ring out that I have the smallest obner... in the world.

My balls are nothing of which to write home, either.

We're talking two peanuts and a toothpick, friends. Two peanuts and a toothpick.

I mean, some women have clitores larger than my junk (as I have heard used colloquially to describe one's genitals).

Well you know what they say, thin as a needle but goes like a sewing machine...

"i thought i foud my first pube but then i peed through it"

I thought you liked boobies.

i'm white.

finally someone that breaks the stereotype.

"And the Obner for the Smallest Dick Goes To..."

Does this include all the female Obners that posted in that topic thread, because that is just not fair.

Steve

it certainly doesn't include that picture of Chyna that Yail posted, that's for certain.

okay, my hissy fit from yesterday is over.

i was gone for a few days taking in some glorious art and working on some drawings and when i saw the rack thread i was really annoyed. i'm a figure painter people and i really believe the human form in all it's odd shapes, forms and scars is a beautiful thing.

it just seems like there are more sexist threads and photos these days than ever and while i may not pass up the chance to comment on someone's ass once in a while it is not a daily meditation. this does not make me "better" than anyone. i just get frustrated and disappointed but the great thing is that i don't have to open or read those posts--a habit i am taking to.

that's it. no big deal. no dramatic storming off. i like it here. just wanted to explain what the hell i was talking about. carry on.

You forgot "Go Terps".

never!
they are my mistress to illinois.

so who does it go to?

Vincent's avatar just got way funnier.

My ex called me "Girthy."

What the hell does that mean?

fp

Since the tournaments are coming up, I think we're gonna find out why Gary's Kids are relegated to paramour status.

I totally want to take a public shower with all of you guys (except Vincent, I had to deal with that in high school). I think I'm gonna show this thread to my wife to disprove the theory that she's had about my junk for all these years.

It means you can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but you can split the sides.

It's an honor just to be nominated.