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what size shoe do you wear? I can give you my shoe's from Hank's wedding if you want. Too glossy for my taste.
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...It don't matter if he works 90 hours a week, if he has no idea how to properly manage employees then he has no business being paid to do it.

ie, playboys on the desk, inappropriate comments, borderline sexual harassment, etc. It's a minor miracle the guy hasn't been canned and sued.



having said that I'm sure it's fun to work around him sometimes.


I think he owns the company. Could be wrong.

Anyway, are you looking to pay forward your own Squirrrgggllliiinnnggg? You want Cats's boss fired?
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what size shoe do you wear? I can give you my shoe's from Hank's wedding if you want. Too glossy for my taste.


i don't want em...i don't like the toe shape

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cats between the shoe story and elevator story - GOOD LORD...i couldnt stop laughing

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hilarious

how could you not notice that when you were getting dressed?

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hilarious

how could you not notice that when you were getting dressed?


I know a well respected attorney and politician who told me a story about getting up early in the morning to go to a meeting with the Governor, and getting to the office, and looking down and realizing he had on one black shoe and one brown shoe.

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how could you not notice that when you were getting dressed?


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"TOO MUCH WEED!! NICE JOB THANKS!"

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bosswilleatyou has been speaking through a wrapping paper tube for a good half an hour now

"I AM ______, I MISS MY LAVA LAMP"

(my cube neighbor knocked it over last week)

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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...sounds like someone really needs to pony up and replace his fucking lava lamp.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
...sounds like someone really needs to pony up and replace his fucking lava lamp.

no shit!
if i had knocked it over i would have replaced it by now
i been thinking about doing it anyway

bosswilleatyou seems completely lost without it

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Maybe he's a genius. Maybe this is a highly effective motivation technique.

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Maybe he's a genius. Maybe this is a highly effective motivation technique.

yea... look at ME go right now

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bosswilleatyou has been speaking through a wrapping paper tube for a good half an hour now

"I AM ______, I MISS MY LAVA LAMP"

(my cube neighbor knocked it over last week)


I dunno. This guy sounds pretty entertaining to me. At least from afar.
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Ladie across the hall has the world's most piercing, barritone phone voice, ever. NEVER closes her door, yacks on the phone all day. I get to be "that guy who always wears headphones in his office" because of her. Super-heavy boston accent, worse than Shiv almost.

Ten minutes ago:
"Hello? Yeah. Hey. Yeah so somethin's wrong with my guts. Yeah I donno. I DONNO what I ate. I donno. But I can't keep the diahorrea down. Yeah it's bad. Jesus."

- although this marks a refreshing change from her normal 2 topics, "Bill Collector Negotiations" and "Whaddya Want For Dinner?"

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Ladie across the hall has the world's most piercing, barritone phone voice, ever. NEVER closes her door, yacks on the phone all day. I get to be "that guy who always wears headphones in his office" because of her. Super-heavy boston accent, worse than Shiv almost.

Ten minutes ago:
"Hello? Yeah. Hey. Yeah so somethin's wrong with my guts. Yeah I donno. I DONNO what I ate. I donno. But I can't keep the diahorrea down. Yeah it's bad. Jesus."

- although this marks a refreshing change from her normal 2 topics, "Bill Collector Negotiations" and "Whaddya Want For Dinner?"


You need to walk over and beat her with the phone like Pesci did to Don Rickles jn Casino.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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catswilleatyou Wrote:
bosswilleatyou has been speaking through a wrapping paper tube for a good half an hour now

"I AM ______, I MISS MY LAVA LAMP"

(my cube neighbor knocked it over last week)


I dunno. This guy sounds pretty entertaining to me. At least from afar.


Somehow, I really have grown to like the guy. Even though I disagree with his meathead thoughts on gays, blacks, the environment, women, and just about everything-I do enjoy his company.

I'd just be nervous as hell taking him anywhere.
BUT-a lot my friends make me feel that way.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Ladie across the hall has the world's most piercing, barritone phone voice, ever. NEVER closes her door, yacks on the phone all day. I get to be "that guy who always wears headphones in his office" because of her. Super-heavy boston accent, worse than Shiv almost.

Ten minutes ago:
"Hello? Yeah. Hey. Yeah so somethin's wrong with my guts. Yeah I donno. I DONNO what I ate. I donno. But I can't keep the diahorrea down. Yeah it's bad. Jesus."

- although this marks a refreshing change from her normal 2 topics, "Bill Collector Negotiations" and "Whaddya Want For Dinner?"


You need to walk over and beat her with the phone like Pesci did to Don Rickles jn Casino.


We had a discussion about that at work yesterday too.

the saddest part of the death of landline phones
Less of them hanging out to grab off the wall and knock someone with

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Yeah, whacking someone with a nokia would just annoy them.

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Jesus I wish I could transcribe that laugh.

HYNAAH HYNAAH HNYAAH

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SOMEONE sent my boss
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he's going to wear the battery out today

jeezus

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Smash it with a sledge hammer. Then glare at him and say, "That was easy."
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Ten minutes ago:
"Hello? Yeah. Hey. Yeah so somethin's wrong with my guts. Yeah I donno. I DONNO what I ate. I donno. But I can't keep the diahorrea down. Yeah it's bad. Jesus."


If I ever have to worry bout keeping the diarrhea down so help me god I'm posting pics of the aftermath.

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deal.

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SOMEONE sent my boss
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he's going to wear the battery out today

jeezus


someone at our post office opened up a (misdelivered) button like that but from Yahoo that did that yodel. i took the batteries out of it after 15 minutes.

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