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 Post subject: Off to get a vasectomy...
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...apparently two little pinehurst Jr.'s is enough. I get fixed today. I will thus be cut off forever from the gene pool. And guess what DVD should show up from Netflix this week. None other than Sex and the City.

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This is something that I've been meaning to do for a while now.
Thanks for the (too much) information!
And report back and let us know how awful it was.

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About time the Obner men stepped up to the plate.

Good for you, Pine!
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But dude, what if your much younger second wife wants a baby?
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I had one about eight years ago. After the nurses stopped marvelling and the doctor could actually get to work, it was a walk in the park. Ice pack on affected area for about 24 hrs., then I was good to go (i.e. not bad at all).

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A friend of mine did it. His only complaint was shaving his junk.
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But dude, what if your much younger second wife wants a baby?

Are vasectomies reliably reversible yet?

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nobody Wrote:
But dude, what if your much younger second wife wants a baby?

Are vasectomies reliably reversible yet?


You can also freeze some sperm. I've heard of it done if you're the non-committal type.
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I don't feel too bad right now (6 hours later), thanks to the Tylenol with codeine.

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Just make sure to follow the docs orders about shooting blanks before you go bareback again.

And for those thinking about doing it - g'head. It's surprisingly minor in terms of pain, etc. And afterwards you get to live like a porn star.
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Have a drink on Prince of Darkness.
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nice.
congrats on controlling your carbon footprint a little more

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or in this case is it a carbon DICKprint?





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Aural Fixation Wrote:
About time the Obner men stepped up to the plate.

Good for you, Pine!


Now we have a clear cut voice stating:

"All the men of Obner should not reproduce"

...besides the voice in my head. Hopefully Aural'll bake me cookies and help me count sheep as well...

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I'm jealous.
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This thread is begging for a Seinfeld reference from FT.
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I just got back from mine. It wasn't too bad, but I got a little light headed right after. My sack looks like it was stabbed with a bic pen. Is that normal?
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My sack looks like it was stabbed with a bic pen. Is that normal?



Whoa!!!!!!! Prom night flashback!

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WTF? why would you guys do this?

No more rope shooting for you.
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Dalen, you can rest easy:
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The sperm-filled fluid from the testes contributes about 10% to the volume of an ejaculation (in men who are not vasectomized) and does not significantly affect the appearance, taste, texture, or smell of the ejaculate.
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WTF? why would you guys do this?


Maybe some of these guys have decided that they'd like to do some traveling.
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Dalen, you can rest easy:
wikipedia Wrote:
The sperm-filled fluid from the testes contributes about 10% to the volume of an ejaculation (in men who are not vasectomized) and does not significantly affect the appearance, taste, texture, or smell of the ejaculate.


:cheers:
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billy g Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
WTF? why would you guys do this?


Maybe some of these guys have decided that they'd like to do some sleeping and living.


^Fixed. (pun intended)
Think of all the money I'll save on condoms.......$3.

Dalen, 3 is enough. If we have any more and we'll need to move and a therapist.
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But what if your next much younger wife wants kids?
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billy g Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
WTF? why would you guys do this?


Maybe some of these guys have decided that they'd like to do some sleeping and living.


^Fixed. (pun intended)


Dalen, 3 is enough. If we have any more and we'll need to move and a therapist.


3 is def enough.
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