NMR: strange pieces of conversation taken in at the workplace

mutty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:20 pm

In Michigan we always called them super balls

mutty · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:21 pm

Makes for better nicknames, too

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:21 pm

mutty Wrote:

In Michigan we always called them super balls

That's what we call 'em in California too.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:40 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

I also call them bouncy balls.

And cats, I think if you want to be hip with the kids you should require everyone to call you "Bouncy B" or "B Bounce".

get all george thorogood and be bbbbbb-bbbounce

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:27 pm

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

Mick · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:28 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How does this work, exactly? I thought you guys' cops don't have breath testing capabilities on hand or something?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:30 pm

i lost my best superball on monday
coworkerwilleatyou launched it over my head and it hit a GIGANTIC dodge truck in the olive garden parking lot

the truck ALARM went off

i stopped looking for my ball as soon as a huge dude approached the truck and the alarm turned off.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:30 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How'd you find out?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:31 pm

Mick the Stripper Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How does this work, exactly? I thought you guys' cops don't have breath testing capabilities on hand or something?

i think you heard wrong

there's some weird laws i don't understand with "right to refuse" a breath test... but ... at least here in Minnesota... cops have em

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:32 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How'd you find out?

i just kept asking around
"why isn't he drinking"
"why isn't he working on fridays... and mondays"

he told only a couple people
kept it from most of us

Lrr · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:36 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Mick the Stripper Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How does this work, exactly? I thought you guys' cops don't have breath testing capabilities on hand or something?

i think you heard wrong

there's some weird laws i don't understand with "right to refuse" a breath test... but ... at least here in Minnesota... cops have em

You can refuse in MN, but you're license is automatically suspended when you do.

south pacific · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:42 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

i lost my best superball on monday
coworkerwilleatyou launched it over my head and it hit a GIGANTIC dodge truck in the olive garden parking lot

the truck ALARM went off

i stopped looking for my ball as soon as a huge dude approached the truck and the alarm turned off.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Lrr Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Mick the Stripper Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

so i finally pieced it all together
i don't know why it took me so long

bosswilleatyou was pulled over for drunk driving about two months ago
this is why he doesn't make us all go to chili's anymore

How does this work, exactly? I thought you guys' cops don't have breath testing capabilities on hand or something?

i think you heard wrong

there's some weird laws i don't understand with "right to refuse" a breath test... but ... at least here in Minnesota... cops have em

You can refuse in MN, but you're license is automatically suspended when you do.

BUT, it doesn't go on your record as a DUI. So... if you want to keep your record clean, REFUSE the breathalyzer. You WILL have to figure out a ride for the next 12 months though.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:00 pm

To see if anyone really proofreads the market trend reports I used the headline
"For Shizzle: Vacancy Up"
So far, I've heard nothing.
Yikes!

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:01 pm

"Offices Makancy Some Vacancy" didn't fit

TinyE · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:22 am

I posted something here that was actually meant for the 'Random' thread. I am sleepy. My bad.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:24 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

To see if anyone really proofreads the market trend reports I used the headline
"For Shizzle: Vacancy Up"
So far, I've heard nothing.
Yikes!

email response from a coworker

Quote:

Shizzle my nizzle. I looked that up at
it said the definition was, "I concur with you whole heartedly my
African American brother" so I'm fine with that.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:17 pm

i guess it's not gonna go through
2 question marks

Lrr · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:28 pm

Try again next month.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:28 pm

haaaaaa ha ha ha

SO CLOSE

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:31 pm

old dudes love printing stuff out and writing on it

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:38 pm

I randomly found this today while visiting the engrish blog and thought of cats. If only he had this warning sign to discourage him.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:54 pm

south pacific Wrote:

I randomly found this today while visiting the engrish blog and thought of cats. If only he had this warning sign to discourage him.

awesome

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:00 pm

New hire today.

Yet another ancient right winger that can't keep a steady job and ended up here.

bosswilleatyou's business parter is doing the introductions because bosswilleatyou is missing

They get to me and partnerwilleatyou says
"This is our marketing graphics guru ... he makes us look smart"

(I shudder a bit)

New guy says
"Nice to meet you...I'm a bit of a techno-retard so you'll hear from me a lot"

Great.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:02 pm

"guru"

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