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 Post subject: Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

My friend called to tell me that he heard it on the radio. Anyone else heard this?

Take THAT, Demi.

found a link: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/42206.htm
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Damnit, you posted that link before I got a chance to accuse of reading Page 6.

Now, how would I know it was on Page 6 *whistles and walks away quietly*

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YOU READ PAGE 6?!?!?!?!?!?
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MandyMoore..Fvdge? Wrote:
YOU READ PAGE 6?!?!?!?!?!?


What gives you that idea?

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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hot damn, good for bruce

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If his bedroom talk is at all like his appearance on the Daily Show, I have to feel sorry for Ms Lohan. Poor kid... She never should have made it a one-night-stand with Colin Farrell, though. Now, he's a man.
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Doesn't he have like 18 year old kids?

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I read Page Six and this is awesome! Lohan is made for Page 6.

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He's cool. I'd do him too.
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My deviant mind really wants this to be true.

My cynical mind tells me she's taking a page out of Ms. Hilton's playbook in that any press is good press.
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you guys need to read
www.gawker.com

but Bruce and Lindsay? I need shower.
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i envy him.
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Just had to look her up... didn't know who she was in particular.

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Jinkies, bubba!

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she's disgusting.

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since we're having a bit of a Mr. Show day:
they outta get married and then hang themselves.

still my favorite line ever from there.

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"At one point, Bruce had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says our spywitness.


Creepy.
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she's disgusting.


Well she certainly ain't squeaky clean anymore.

She used to be really really cute, very hot girl. Then she started doing the "i need to be anorexic and wear little clothing" aka The Paris Hilton Shtick. Now she's as bad as Paris minus the sex tape. Which will be next if she's not careful.

Her ONLY saving grace is that the kid CAN act. She's really damn good and could be one hell of an actress as she gets older if she cuts this crap out. I mean she technically is a mini Ann Margret. Looks like her, can act, can sing decently and can dance. But I don't think dancing on tabletops is the way to go.

When this stuff happens I want to slap the parents. And I'm having a hard time believing the Bruce Willis story.

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When this stuff happens I want to slap the parents. And I'm having a hard time believing the Bruce Willis story.


Her dad is supposedly in talks for his own reality show, and just was picked up for a pretty brutal DD accident allegedly. So, we know she has good genes.

ew. I never thought she was cute. Tanned redheads...ew.

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the fact that she has an album out alone makes me hate her.

and Jen I can only compare the Lohan to Ann Margaret if Ms. Lindsay is still hot at 60. Something tells me this won't be the case at 30 for her.

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Note to self: look more like Bruce Willis...

Note to self part 2: Never visit the Nakatomi Building in downtown L.A.

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I have to ask... is the current theory that those suckers are fake? Because if she's, what, 17? then ... and he's how old? Like, say, 50 or so? Wow. I need to take the rest of the day off. My head hurts.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I have to ask... is the current theory that those suckers are fake? Because if she's, what, 17? then ... and he's how old? Like, say, 50 or so? Wow. I need to take the rest of the day off. My head hurts.


No they aren't fake. There's an easy way to tell(My sis in law has really big fake ones so I can tell fake and real apart pretty decently now)-and one way you can tell with her is that when she recently lost 15 lbs they went down a bit in size.

Yeah, whoever said eww to tan redheads-it's ok if they're a dark brown red and they have some natural sun. But she's a bright red and it just looks funky. Coming from a redhead who likes her fair skin best.

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she's disgusting.


get out of the dormroom dude

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Charli Wrote:
There's an easy way to tell(My sis in law has really big fake ones so I can tell fake and real apart pretty decently now)-and one way you can tell with her is that when she recently lost 15 lbs they went down a bit in size.


Willis may have found an alternate means of discovery that's a little more....hands on in nature.

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Charli Wrote:
There's an easy way to tell(My sis in law has really big fake ones so I can tell fake and real apart pretty decently now)-and one way you can tell with her is that when she recently lost 15 lbs they went down a bit in size.


Willis may have found an alternate means of discovery that's a little more....hands on in nature.

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whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

P.S. Please keep listening to the Mountain Goats....even if you're looking at the above picture of Ms. Lohan.

Continue on...

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