Well, are you? Cause i am. And I'd like to think I'm not the only one.

It's more like a skateboard over quicksand, but I'm close.

Last night you could have choked me and it would have been mutually benefical, but today is a new day and all that.

I think I have more than one rope. Do I tie knots or something?

I have a wide repertoire of knots ranging from the simple Reef Knot to the more complex Honda Knot, and through the completely pointless Sheepshank to the utterly-hellish-fuck-this-and-just-put-a-big-stone-on-the-end Wakos Knot.

Yes, I'm ready to choke people, because my throat feels like someone has been choking it incessantly for the last week. I took something to help me sleep last night, and it only got me through until 1:30am. I've been restless since then. Of course, if I choked anyone it would be clearly misguided, unless I got my hands around that relentless Jack Frost.

Then again, everything is going my way otherwise. Things with ma nouvelle femme are super and my job, while burning me out, is great.

I'll kill anyone for $25.

Been medicated since 2000 and am much better now.

Steve

I tend to bottle emotions so 'I wouldn't tell you if I was' is my answer. I find it's far more effective to quietly act like there's nothing wrong with me then start choking the poor, unsuspecting chap next to me before he knows what hit him.

almost everything is going my way this week.

If it weren't for the Krylon, I'd've snapped long ago.

we had a battle royale at work on Wednesday. It was so bad. I hate when I end up crying at work (luckly only 2 ppl saw me, and I wasn't the only one, and I was only peripheral in the whole deal)

and planning a wedding is total bullshit.

Ha! That's why I stayed in NY and let my wife handle it all.

Steve

elope.

or just do what gina and I do, and don't plan anything at all, ever.

Status quo is boring, but it's definitely not stressful.

I'm only in a chokin' mood when I'm behind the wheel. Unfortunately, I don't have Inspector Gadget arms, so the dimwit soccer mom in the enormo-SUV is free to talk away after the light's changed, and the other dimwit in the family van is free to fumble for the lighter after tossing the last butt out the window. Why doesn't lung cancer work faster?

I have the rope, I am just wondering if I should use it on myself or somebody else.

my rope? no. someone else's.

still waiting to get at the other end to find out whose it is.

see, my parents eloped and now I can't
plus too much $$$ would be lost if we did it now...
I am looking forward to it, but there are so many annoying details.

the first reason doesn't make any sense to me kerry, but the second does.

Cherish the annoying details, at least you know when you're getting hitched.

yeah, well, let's say there is a level of expectation set. It will be worth it, I am totally totally looking forward to it, it's just stressful now.

I recommend the three w's

1. whiskey
2. wings
3. weed

hang in there.

I walk the fine line of serenity and serial killing everyday.

my mother in law is planning the whole thing. we got the dress for $250. so long as i pick out a band this week i don't see what can go wrong

If you got The Queers, you'd be my hero.

my mother in law is also a recovered alcoholic who knows how to use a knife. while i am trying to see if a jazz band can learn nick cave's "into my arms", i'm not crossing that battleaxe for nobody.