What, are we sponsored by Twitter now?

is this thing for real?

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It's for in case you have to disassemble a VW Thing while hiking in the wilderness

i mean, how do you even use it? what if you're clipping your toenails and lose your grip on it? it'll crush your foot.

i'm sure there's a first aid kit in there somewhere

oh man, could you imagine how awkward it'd be trying to stab a dude with that thing?

"um, excuse me while I pull out this briefcase-sized knife and -no wait, that's the oyster shucker- and -no, that's my cuticle file...DAMNIT"

also, TWO magnifying lenses? How many ants does a motherfucker gotta burn?

wait, I can do better than that.



yeah, there it is.

i want to read a news story about someone getting stabbed to death with all the blades on it.

i like your first one better

Is there a place that fixes PS2 controllers, or are they garbage once they start getting wonky? It seems to wrong to throw them out, but they don't work right any more.

they're only like $20, right? i've got like 4 of them but some are kind of...wonky.

Goodbye sweet megan Joy!

Yeah, they're affordable. It just seems like they should be easy to fix since they almost work right.

i think i took one apart and it worked right again for a bit but i eventually had to buy a new one.

I think Sally Struthers could hook you up with the degree you've always wanted in TV/VCR/game console repair at the International Correspondence School.

i'll stick with what i'm doing now.

HOw is this thread already a two-pager? March wasn't random enough for you obners?

I wish we could get Dana out of the random threads and back on the board.

i want to punch that kia soul commercial in the tits.

yeah. the wife loved her. I loved ... parts of her.

The ONLY reason that she stuck around as long as she did was because she is somewhat hot, and has a full sleeve on her arm.

The way she would "dance" while singing made me want to break my dinner plate, and jab it in my eye.

what in the fuck are you guys talking about?

I think they're talking about American Idol. Only reason I may know that is because the news just showed some woman sporting a full sleeve, singing on TV. I'm assuming that's who Megan is.

Sidenote: I'm existing on 3 hours of sleep. This is on top of the few hours of sleep I've had earlier in the week. I am soooooo glad I've taken the day off tomorrow -- am sooooo sleeping in!

ah that makes sense

has enough time passed for me to unleash this bad boy?