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neuroboy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:25 pm

[img][650:406]http://fc10.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/090/e/4/Homer_the_New_Fail_Whale_by_edwheeler.jpg[/img]

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:45 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

you may flip Jon.

FANGORIA!

was reading this longer than I was reading Metal Edge or Metal Maniacs.

salary isnt great, but the commission and other little things will make it worthwhile, for a little bit at least!

oh HELL YES Dov, just saw this!!!!! CONGRATS!

:cheers:

toots · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:55 pm

FT · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:05 pm

neuroboy Wrote:

[img][650:406]http://fc10.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/090/e/4/Homer_the_New_Fail_Whale_by_edwheeler.jpg[/img]

ok, that is pretty awesome

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

from the fml blog

"Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML"

this lady has some explaining to do . . .

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:37 pm

tyler hansbrough on the cover of the new S.I. makes me want to start a blog of athlete's faces photoshopped into porno stills.

[img][384:500]http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2009/0413_large.jpg[/img]

toots · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:48 pm

[img][456:500]http://xs138.xs.to/xs138/09154/n1043393041_30379693_6449039271.jpg[/img]

i can't stop laughing at this

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:18 pm

boner pills Wrote:

tyler hansbrough on the cover of the new S.I. makes me want to start a blog of athlete's faces photoshopped into porno stills.

[img][384:500]http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2009/0413_large.jpg[/img]

DO IT, Jon. Make some BUCKS.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:22 am

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

boner pills Wrote:

tyler hansbrough on the cover of the new S.I. makes me want to start a blog of athlete's faces photoshopped into porno stills.

[img][384:500]http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2009/0413_large.jpg[/img]

DO IT, Jon. Make some BUCKS.

i would except i SUCK at photoshop.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

The Business Section Editor of the St. Petersburg Times asked readers for their ideas on how they would fix the economy. Here's the winnerâ€™s offering...
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $3 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
(1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings -- Unemployment fixed.

(2) They all buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -- Auto Industry fixed.

(3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -- Housing Crisis fixed

Total commitment - $120 billion.

neuroboy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:37 pm

that's great.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:16 pm

In the space of half an hour I learned...

(A) that I'm very likely to get a new boss soon who is vastly unqualified for the position

(B) that my mom has filed for divorce from my stepdad for the second time (she didn't go through with it in '04). The kicker is I learned this tidbit from an old HS friend, who is out having drinks with my mom right now. I still haven't heard it from her.

Fucked. Up.

Hello Mr. Friday Night Drinking Thread. It's been a while, no...?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

So one of my frumpy classmates asks me out to dinner,
and every time I'm around her it's uncomfortable 'cause she wants my weiner
and I have no interest in her bun.
I sit there not really listening to her boring conversations about the military or politics or medicine.
She's trying to impress me and I just nod occasionally while I oogle the waitress, the bartender, the umpteen couples around me. I'm not good at being subtle.
She sees what I'm doing, but just keeps on talking like she's the only person in the room...
Considering my compromised situation, I don't have the balls or the heart to approach a girl from across the room that keeps making eye contact.
The feeling I get from this reminds me of working in retail.
That castrated dull empty feeling you get when you realize you're doing what no one should ever want to do, but you sit with it for some reason or another...
And I guess it's better than eating a frozen pizza in your empty TV-lit living room.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:42 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

The Business Section Editor of the St. Petersburg Times asked readers for their ideas on how they would fix the economy. Here's the winnerâ€™s offering...
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $3 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
(1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings -- Unemployment fixed.

(2) They all buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -- Auto Industry fixed.

(3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -- Housing Crisis fixed

Total commitment - $120 billion.

Senator Loogar became a fan :thumbsup:

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:50 pm

Is that really what 40 million times 3 million is?

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:55 pm

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Is that really what 40 million times 3 million is?

You're my new hero

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:07 am

Thee Chad Wrote:

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Is that really what 40 million times 3 million is?

You're my new hero

Guys, let's not let facts and or rationality get in the way of things like the American Apology 2009 Tour!

If someone in ORLANDO says it, it must be true.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:11 am

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

Thee Chad Wrote:

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Is that really what 40 million times 3 million is?

You're my new hero

Guys, let's not let facts and or rationality get in the way of things like the American Apology 2009 Tour!

If someone in ORLANDO says it, it must be true.

or St. Pete, even

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:12 am

Thee Chad Wrote:

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

Thee Chad Wrote:

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Is that really what 40 million times 3 million is?

You're my new hero

Guys, let's not let facts and or rationality get in the way of things like the American Apology 2009 Tour!

If someone in ORLANDO says it, it must be true.

or St. Pete, even

Everyone in Central Florida is a Jorts wearing troglodyte.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I'm afraid to ask what jorts are.

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:23 am

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jorts

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Hi, i need some pupils for my brute.

thanks..

http://yog-elska-dey.mybrute.com/

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:17 am

I fell down dancing at the bar last night and I wasn't even fall down drunk, but do you think anyone believed that?

The answer is no.

toots · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:31 am

i had the worst waitress at brugge last night

my party was late so i put our names in and was seated before they got there by a new host who didn't know any better. apparently their policy is to wait until the entire party is present before asses hit seats, a fact i was reminded of at least twice in ten minutes by our gracious server.

initially, i felt bad that i was tying up her table and was calculating what would have been a tip generous enough to make up for our trouble, but after a third round condescending round of "just so you know, for future reference..." i was done.

bitch made $4

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:23 pm

toots and the midols Wrote:

i had the worst waitress at brugge last night

my party was late so i put our names in and was seated before they got there by a new host who didn't know any better. apparently their policy is to wait until the entire party is present before asses hit seats, a fact i was reminded of at least twice in ten minutes by our gracious server.

initially, i felt bad that i was tying up her table and was calculating what would have been a tip generous enough to make up for our trouble, but after a third round condescending round of "just so you know, for future reference..." i was done.

bitch made $4

After our meal was done, I would've asked for the manager and let him know my thoughts.

Not similar but just as harassing, the other day I walked into a Bath & Body Works store. I'm all about customer service and have no problem being greeted at the door or if someone asks if I need any help, but this store was clearly overstaffed. At least four girls asked me if I needed any assistance! I felt like a frickin' pinball...ping, need some help...ping, may I help you look for something...ping, please let me know if may help in any way...ping....STOP! It's not like the store is huge -- it's in a frickin' mall for chrissake! It was the last girl who received my wrath -- "Ok, you girls are driving me cuckoo. I know that you're just doing your job. And, while I appreciate your attentiveness, if I need help, I will definitely ask for it." She was immediately apologetic which made me feel bad...well, just a little.

After I made my purchases, I made sure to thank her on my way out and gave her a great big smile. I'm fairly certain she was calling me a "bitch" under her breath.

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