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i found this in an out-of-business mercantile shop in atlanta, in (pop. 822)

three keys don't work and one plays two notes at the same time. ima stick two mics in the grill and see what kind of sounds i can pull out of this bitch, then add twin reverb feedback, some kaoss pad and footstomps and handclaps and call it a rekkid

after that, i might burn it in my backyard

in which case i will post pics

nice....cant wait to hear what you can do with it...

my arch nemeses to getting this done before the end of the year are alcohol and facebook

if i can keep both at bay then hopefully i can once again leak all on the board

if you know what i mean

LOOKS badass.

Yeah...that piano just might be a little too cool looking to burn. But I'm looking forward to what kind of sounds you can crank outta it.

man am I glad I don't

1. live near you, and
2. own a pickup

that heavy fucker dug gouges in my wooden floor

kinda pissed about that, but i got it for free so the lord of the flies post-release burning orgy won't be too much skin off my teeth, or whatever it is people say to refer to things not being as big of a deal as one might think

you can be a one-man jim jones revue, toots!

As long as the guts aren't a total shit show, doesn't this thing have some real world value to someone, if maybe only after a serious tuneup?

or a one man billy joel

its a toss up

well i did some research, and i found that upright pianos of this ilk tend to sit in peoples living rooms in such an overbearing manner that they build their lives around it and eventually cast it in a similar regard as one might cast a tree growing through the middle of their floor, so when they finally want to get rid of it, they normally give it away for free with the stipulation that the taker has to move it themselves

what i'm saying is, i probably couldn't pay someone to take this piano



also, i've burnt through most of my first bottle of cabernet sauv, so if i'm chatty cathy, please excuse

I smell a bonfire.

i will invite every ob that posts in this thread

Bad Idea Blue Jeans.

backpedaling NOW

That is a badass looking pee-an-oh.

Now, pour me some wine. I've got a torch!

fuckity fuckin yeahr

I think I would pay money to see someone playing a burning piano.

paypal: palerecorddivision@yahoo.com

i will hold it in escrow

we'll see..i'm blazing through a 12 pack of guiness. do they put alcohol in this shit?

a lil'

fug burning. Take an axe to that thing, and record the hashing of it, and release that as a bonus EP to the album you record.

hsit dude, i might even haul it to the quarry and drop it off a ledge with a wireless mic inside

You should fart on it and make that the secret track.