Mick the Stripper Wrote:
I was enjoying a lovely weekend away out on the sea, only to come home to find the front door wide open. The little shits took all my booze, my computer, some jewelery and the brand new goddamn car. All my work from the last year is gone. I had two HUGE fucking essays I had just finished that are due tomorrow. Gone.
The cops showed me photos of the car. It's... ugly. A burnt-out chassis, some molten slag and the engine block, found in a vacant lot. Some little trailer trash cunts had some fun.
Oh, and they took a jar of change that had like fifteen dollars in shrapnel in it, but missed the five hundred dollar wad of cash lying next to it under a paper weight. Fucking idiots.
The whole job was really amateurish. They took all the cheap jewelery and left the expensive stuff (idiots), and spent quite a while trying to break into a money box that was empty in the first place. The cops took some decent prints and a footprint but these snotty little kids likely don't have a record. I guess the insurance will cover it all, but it won't rewrite all the shit on my computer.
Happy Easter!
oh jeez, what a disaster. did they have to break the lock? sorry man.