i have to do a bachelor party for a friend.

it meets up with the bachelorette party later in the evening. no dirty stuff.

im having trouble coming up with anything since it's on may 2nd. probably a little chilly yet for river/boat/canoe activities. a 50% chance of it being decent outside.

you guys have any ideas?

also... we're bar hopping on a bus later in the evening... so this early afternoon activity doesn't need to involve much drinking.

campfire + beer

(and have the hookers leave by helicopter just before the rendevous with the bachelorette party)

Stage an intervention?

You could still save him.

Baseball game?

Baseball game?

Baseball game is a great idea but the meeting up with bachelorette party is really screwing it up. Brewers and Twins both have home games (we're driving distance to either city) but they're night games.

baseball game, round of golf, pool hall, gambling, knife fight

Meet after the game - that way you can be blotto enough to show it to these bachelorettes!

You should just have a nice party in someone's living room and talk about babies.

it'd be like... 2am by the time we got back to the ladies.
they'd all be passed out ...

hmm.
maybe that WILL work

Hmm. It'd be easier if you knew the weather would be decent.

If it were I'd suggest one of the following:

Golf outing
Afternoon fishing trip (you're in the Land of 1000 Lakes for chrissake)
Backyard BBQ w/ lawn games.

Indoor:

You have WhirlyBall up there?

Bowling
Some sort of multimedia entertainment joint with pool tables, video games, etc

That's what I did.
It was a blast: Cubs game, dinner, drinks at a local pub.

Although I wanted to go skydiving, but we couldn't swing it.

paintball is fuggin expensive.

maybe we should have one last LAN party and play DOOM.

dude, get Bowling shirts made for everyone in the party, hit up a bowling alley for 20 pitchers of beer, shitty alley food, and place bets on the winning bowling teams.

then find a Thai tranny, and fuck the shit out of shim.

what he said

What about those minor league games? Doesn't St. Paul have a team? If it's anything like the league in WI, you can get admission, all you can eat and drink of quality beer for $30.

Balls. May 14th is opening day.

i'm going to one on saturday and it's mostly just a bbq with tons of meat and beer. i think there's a park nearby so there might be wiffleball later or something but i think everyone's going to a bar later that night.

Yeah, Saints games are great. Lots of gimmicks. A friend did this for his bp.

Um, laser tag? brewery tours?

arcade bar, baseball game, mini-golf, weeded laser-tag, go on brewery tour, civil war reenactment, renfair, meade vomit, karaoke the sharks/jets scene from West Side Story, then fight, trip to hospital, wiffleball, have some jerk make an emoticon out of it, hate life, ultimate frisbee, go-karts, drunken go-karts, swap insurance, high-society jewel heist, join improv everywhere for stunt, then quit, go to six flags Milwaukee, find that old guy, and beat him senseless, go to zoo with pellet gun/slingshot, hockey game (pellet gun/slingshot optional), go to shooting range, go back to karaoke bar, perform thrilling rendition of "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" to a crowd of drunken strangers, go to see "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" and ruin it for anyone retarded enough to be in that theater, steal children, bowling, race-baiting, go to aquarium baked, taunt rays, drug muling, find rooftop access and buy a water balloon slingshot, go swimming (seasonal) in swimmin' hole, raft the Mississippi, paint fences, find Shriner's convention, steal little cars, coke party, apple picking, hot dog eating contest, petting zoo, whitewater rafting, and then smores.

Too bad about the meet-up jacking the plans. My friends took me to see Dylan, then out but that eats the evening.

I like the BBQ idea, but that's pretty weather-oriented to have a good outside time.

Do you have a rock-climbing gym near you? Could be something different.

I can vouch for this as a pretty good tame bachelor party activity.

Meet up for some drinks somewhere else beforehand, go to WhirlyBall, drink some more, play a few games, drink some more.

The whole meeting up afterward thing sounds like a terrible idea.

Why in the hell are you meeting with the bachelorette party? Sounds like someone has already been emasculated.