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sooo, i guess toots and i are never going to sleep together.


well i wouldnt rule it out


i mean i guess i could take you off the list


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i'm pretty sure that's jason faulkner

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as much as i slag her sometimes for the super-intense careerism there's some shit in this thread that just doesn't need to be here. :roll:

but then again... this is obner.

if she looks like anyone it's Keira Knightley.


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If you really like her you should study calligraphy for years and years until you are really good at it and then buy the most expensive paper you can afford and just open up your heart and write in the most beautiful lettering your true feelings about her, without in anyway being contrived or trying to be impressive and by simply recording your heart felt and genuine emotion in outstanding penmanship and she will not fail to fall utterly in love with you, the mystery letter writer.

Then you will then meet and soon afterward marry, two hearts as one, fingers intertwined always, each a part of the other and the world a giddy playground of true love with no need to play games or hide behind a false self, and when you gaze into her eyes all you will see will be an unbreakable bond of love coupled with a true acceptance and undying affection for you as a person that will last until the end of time.

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I think she's a pretty girl.

but pretty in a "if I saw her on the street" pretty, not a "discuss online" sort of pretty.

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as in, she's not getting 2 cd's nuts until she starts eating and shampooing. sorry.


my guess is she wouldn't want to see them anyway


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if she looks like anyone it's Keira Knightley.


polly for the win

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I think she's a pretty girl.

but pretty in a "if I saw her on the street" pretty, not a "discuss online" sort of pretty.


Yeah, but I see 20 of these a day that I am ready to show it to/push into a bathroom stall.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
as in, she's not getting 2 cd's nuts until she starts eating and shampooing. sorry.


my guess is she wouldn't want to see them anyway


She wouldn't give me the time of day, I'm sure.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
as in, she's not getting 2 cd's nuts until she starts eating and shampooing. sorry.


my guess is she wouldn't want to see them anyway


She wouldn't give me the time of day, I'm sure.


I dunno, Kyle. A really tight pair of jeans and an uneven haircut, you might be in there.

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cotton Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
as in, she's not getting 2 cd's nuts until she starts eating and shampooing. sorry.


my guess is she wouldn't want to see them anyway


She wouldn't give me the time of day, I'm sure.


I dunno, Kyle. A really tight pair of jeans and an uneven haircut, you might be in there.


that'd never happen. kyle's a shirt-tucker.

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Nothing says "everything's aok" like a nice tight tucked in shirt.

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