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i wish that i had a camera to capture the guy with downs syndrome getting busy on "the rose" last night. he was determined to grab some titty by the end of the night. i hope that he succeeded.


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he had this book that we thought was the songbook when we started looking through it. turned out to be full of the little karaoke slips, i don't know if they were songs to be sung or songs that were sung. he got up whenever anyone's name was called to see if it was his turn again. it was awful. and great.


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People are nice to me when I sing at karaoke. I feel special.


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i did sing "under the milky way" again in a failed attempt to shame my friends into singing.


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My friend Brian and I sang 'The Sound of Silence'.

It's quite possible that people though we were retarded.

Though it's more likely they thought we were dating.


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under the milky way...man, long song innit?

i love the idea of singing "the sound of silence" at a karaoke bar. like, that's the kind of thing you can't even be embarassed about, unless you can actually sing...

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under the milky way...man, long song innit?

i love the idea of singing "the sound of silence" at a karaoke bar. like, that's the kind of thing you can't even be embarassed about, unless you can actually sing...

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yeah it's long as fuck, but you can leave before it ends and head to the table for a sip between verses.


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under the milky way...man, long song innit?

i love the idea of singing "the sound of silence" at a karaoke bar. like, that's the kind of thing you can't even be embarassed about, unless you can actually sing...

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yeah it's long as fuck, but you can leave before it ends and head to the table for a sip between verses.


Once saw a guy I worked with (electrician) sing Madonna's Live To Tell, in full falsetto, serious as a heart attack. He didn't so much as crack a smile the whole time. It kinda creeped me out. And then to try and top him, the boss got up and sang ABC 123, also in full falsetto, also completely straight-faced. I was out of my league.

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There is a guy in Chalmette, Louisiana known as "The Professor" who used to frequen this junky bar--wait, everywhere I went in Chalmette was junky--and would karaoke "Walk The Dinosaur". That was the only song he would do, and he would do it several times a night. He wasn't Downs, just, well, Chalmatian.

If you've ever been to Chalmette, you know this story is true.

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is that in North Louisiana?


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Chalmette is southeast of New Orleans.

God knows I have enough of North LA stories, though, including a semi-conscious grumbling of "Rainbow Connection" by a guy who is judged guessed as mentally lacking by most he meets, which is probably why he ended up in the Navy.

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yeah, watching a guy with downs syndrome sing is almost as funny as some of those black basketball player names chase.


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it wasn't funny at all, actually.


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I think I've officially retired from karaoke but I have thrown out versions of "Sir Psycho Sexy", "The Immigrant Song" and "American Trilogy" before. All just horrible, horrible.

Chase, were any dudes walking around with belt-loop mounted Case Logic cases of their own karaoke CD's just in case the KJ didnt have that special song they wanted to butcher.

Karaoke junkies are even bigger reprobates than the people who play Texas Hold 'Em for no money 5 nights a week.

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did walk this way once. i was suprised how bad i was with keeping up.

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I thought this was about American Idol.

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i butchered Knockin' On Heaven's Door, The Weight, and The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down in the past couple of months. Also sang a duet on Blame it on the Rain.

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I've only participated once. I sang "Beth" since the prudes I was with didn't believe I would do it, and then I did a violent version of "Behind Blue Eyes" that had me kicking a monitor off the stage area and break a bottle before throwing the mike over my shoulder a la the prematurely ended interview in Piper's Pit.

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I'm glad this thread isn't about me.

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I'm glad this thread isn't about me.

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Which one are you?


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The one sandwiched between my friend Nicole in black and my roommate Cat in pink (not the dude blocking part of the shot).

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I've only participated once. I sang "Beth" since the prudes I was with didn't believe I would do it, and then I did a violent version of "Behind Blue Eyes" that had me kicking a monitor off the stage area and break a bottle before throwing the mike over my shoulder a la the prematurely ended interview in Piper's Pit.


Dude, me and you GOTTA kick it at some point. NOICE!

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