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I see shit like this every day. And worse. I hate to say you can judge people by what they wear, but usually you can make a pretty good guess.


the wolf shirt? or do you work at Medieval Times


I think mutty lives in the U.P or Northern WI....that's standard attire up there.


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The customer reviews of those shirts on Amazon are hilarious.

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.


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jesus christ that's awesome.

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needs a few more wolves on the "guns"

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i came before the centaur lol

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didn't someone post about those reviews before?

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didn't someone post about those reviews before?


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does this post have something to do with this:

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no, i thought it was in another thread awhile back and it wasn't on amazon.

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I think you're right jon-o.

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yeah, it was reviews for a ball-point pen

I'm assuming in the pengasm thread


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There was a thread with these shirt reviews in it. A long time ago.

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oh, I know what you're talking about...I think I originally got that one in an email forward...the search in on


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googled husky native american, and I got it

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm


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These are pretty spectacular:


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That ghost wolf looks like it's singing Phil Collins.


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Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:
That ghost wolf looks like it's singing Phil Collins.


Specifically, the "TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOWWWWWWW!!!" part of "Against All Odds."

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God those shirts remind me of Wisconsin. Odds of seeing them at any bbq joint: 85%.


And half of the dudes wearing up that those places look like David Crosby or Sam Elliott, or at least that's how it is here. I generally see them at Wal-Mart or Steak Houses. They are essentially the County Fair crowd.


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Get that on a shirt and I'm buyin'

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