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 Post subject: Fuck Yur Life
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:26 pm 
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http://www.fmylife.com/top
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this is amazing. *followed*
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WOW! Whenever I'm depressed....
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This one is great:

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

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3rd one down is great.

Good site, but a lot of these are kind of similar.
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Nice, some of these are great:

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Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
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Lame.

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

haha, awesome.

though I'd probably go into work anyway. tell me to my face or it didn't happen.
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I was just going to post the same one, haha. I paid $0.25 to get fired, lol.
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Is it bad that this site makes me feel better about myself?
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It'd be funnier if you had some assurance that they were real, otherwise it just sounds like Rodney Dangerfield.

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It'd be funnier if you had some assurance that they were real, otherwise it just sounds like Rodney Dangerfield.


suspend disbelief. fuck yur life.
some of us need this. real or not.
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Sorta the same: texts from last night

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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Sen. Posh Oltorf LooGAR Wrote:
Sorta the same: texts from last night

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

This is fantastic.

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yeah these are great even though i believe about 1% of them are real. my favorites are ones like

(690) I totally blew this one guy while some other guy gave it to me up the ass all while swimming in a bath of semen
(710) hi daphne, this is mom
(690) oh shit
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don't be so unhappy obners.
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(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

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(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"


see kid thread.
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Ya most of these are fake

That said, the best one is clearly this

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
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(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"


retitle the kid thread.

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(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"


retitle the kid thread.


i'm all 4 it
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Sen. Posh Oltorf LooGAR Wrote:
Sorta the same: texts from last night

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


my friend actually sent me this text last night:

"want to go to an illegal hip hop club?"

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