Best song titles of all-time

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:46 pm

Anal Cunt:

"You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Just Beat the Shit Out of You"
"You Converted to Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick"
"Beating Up Hippies for Their Drugs at a Phish Concert"
"We're Not 'In Da House', You Fucking Wigger"
"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny"

toots · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:55 pm

Promethium Wrote:

Fuckin' in the Butt

i feel like i should wash my hands after even reading that

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I'm Sorry Your Cat Has Ass Cancer

Ok, this made stuff come out my nose.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:23 pm

There's something right about a lot of his song titles. Never heard a note of the music, but he at least does that part well.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:19 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

There's something right about a lot of his song titles. Never heard a note of the music, but he at least does that part well.

i dj'ed a comedy show he headlined a few weeks back. it was just him on guitar which wasn't anything special but his delivery is pretty funny. he's a really nice guy too.

more:
jens lekman i don't know if she's worth 900 kronor
zeigenbock kopf i cum too much
yo majesty kryptonite pussy
white williams fleetwood crack

Mick · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:35 pm

The Drones - She Had an Abortion That She Made Me Pay For

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:49 pm

Tracklist for the new Sunset Rubdown offers unintentional hilarity:

01. The Mending of the Gown
02. Magic vs. Midas
03. Up on Your Leopard, Upon the End of Your Feral Days
04. The Courtesan Has Sung
05. Winged/Wicked Things
06. Colt Stands Up, Grows Horns
07. Stallion
08. For the Pier (and Dead Shimmering)
09. The Taming of the Hands That Came Back to Life
10. Setting vs. Rising
11. Trumpet, Trumpet, Toot! Toot!
12. Child-Heart Losers

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

that'll be all the rage at the ren fest.

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:24 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Tracklist for the new Sunset Rubdown offers unintentional hilarity:

01. The Mending of the Gown
02. Magic vs. Midas
03. Up on Your Leopard, Upon the End of Your Feral Days
04. The Courtesan Has Sung
05. Winged/Wicked Things
06. Colt Stands Up, Grows Horns
07. Stallion
08. For the Pier (and Dead Shimmering)
09. The Taming of the Hands That Came Back to Life
10. Setting vs. Rising
11. Trumpet, Trumpet, Toot! Toot!
12. Child-Heart Losers

That was the 2007 release, Random Spirit Lover, this is the track list for the 2009 release, Dragonslayer:

1. "Silver Moons" 4:45
2. "Idiot Heart" 6:09
3. "Apollo and the Buffalo and Anna Anna Anna Oh!" 5:23
4. "Black Swan" 6:54
5. "Paper Lace" 3:48
6. "You Go On Ahead (Trumpet Trumpet II)" 5:43
7. "Nightingale/December Song" 5:34
8. "Dragon's Lair" 10:28

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:28 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Tracklist for the new Sunset Rubdown offers unintentional hilarity:

01. The Mending of the Gown
02. Magic vs. Midas
03. Up on Your Leopard, Upon the End of Your Feral Days
04. The Courtesan Has Sung
05. Winged/Wicked Things
06. Colt Stands Up, Grows Horns
07. Stallion
08. For the Pier (and Dead Shimmering)
09. The Taming of the Hands That Came Back to Life
10. Setting vs. Rising
11. Trumpet, Trumpet, Toot! Toot!
12. Child-Heart Losers

I feel so much better about hating that band.

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Charles Mingus - "Please Don't Come Back from the Moon"

Apparently there's now a book named after this.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:42 am

paper Wrote:

Minutemen - The Roars of the Masses could be Farts

First one that I thought of.
Another great Minutemen title:
"Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing"

also:

Camper Van Beethoven - "Take the Skinheads Bowling"
Mojo Nixon - "Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My 2-Headed Love Child"
Bonzo Dog Band - "Jazz: Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold"
Bonzo Dog Band - "Noises For the Leg"
Chumbawumba - "Give the Anarchist a Cigarette"

djdan · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:49 am

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Allen Toussaint, "Pickles"

Pickles? Best song title of all time?

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:53 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

11. Trumpet, Trumpet, Toot! Toot!

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:07 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

unintentional hilarity

This got me wondering....

Electric Wizard
Withcult Today

1. Witchcult Today
2. Dunwich
3. Satanic Rites Of Drugula
4. Raptus
5. The Chosen Few
6. Torquemada 71
7. Black Magic Rituals & Perversions: Frisson des Vampires/Zora
8. Saturnine

Not as bad as I was picturing, but worth it for Track 3 alone.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:11 am

metal, with its over-the-top caricaturism and graphic novel sensibilities, will always score highly in the ridiculous song name game

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:18 am

Fear - "New York's Alright, If You Like Saxophones"

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:20 am

toots and the midols Wrote:

metal, with its over-the-top caricaturism and graphic novel sensibilities, will always score highly in the ridiculous song name game

I really had higher hopes for Electric Wizard. If your band name is that bad, your albums and songs ought by all rights be just breath-takingly bad, but color me surprised.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:25 am

I think you overestimate how seriously a stoner metal band like Electric Wizard takes itself.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:26 am

Drano Wrote:

I think you overestimate how seriously a stoner metal band like Electric Wizard takes itself.

At first I mis-read that.

So you think it's tongue-in-cheek?

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:30 am

they're about as serious as a band themed around gweeg can be

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:30 am

Yeah, somewhat.

It's not all a big joke, but I think there's some intended campy-ness, or something like that.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:33 am

camp? metal?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:35 am

Drano Wrote:

I think you overestimate how seriously a stoner metal band like Electric Wizard takes itself.

yeah you may well be right. huh.

allmusic Wrote:

Other sources suggested the band's absence had a lot more to do with crippling weed consumption and/or simple lack of motivation, but all speculation was duly obliterated by the long-awaited arrival of the band's third magnum opus, 2000's superlative Dopethrone. Like its predecessor four years prior, Dopethrone was a revelation in terms of absolute mass applied to amazingly memorable songwriting. In fact, it so effortlessly bridged the stylistic gaps between doom, sludge, stoner, horror, and, at times, even space metal,

They don't sound all that serious.

Also that last line... I, ... :nono:

toots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:44 am

they made it look so easy

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