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Police: Carradine's Death Likely Sex Accident
New Details Emerge in Bizarre Death of 'Kung Fu' Actor David Carradine
By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
June 5, 2009

Actor David Carradine was found dead in the closet of a Bangkok hotel room Thursday with a cord wrapped around his neck and genitals, leading Thai police to suspect his death was not a suicide but an accident resulting from dangerous sex practices.

In this Wednesday, March 10, 2004 file photo, actor David Carradine poses for a photo at his home in the Tarzana section of Los Angeles. Carradine Was Found Dead, Hanged in Closet of Bangkok Hotel Room
(AP Photo)Carradine, 72, best known for his role in the 1970s television drama "Kung Fu," was found by a chamber maid at Bangkok's Park Nai Lert Hotel naked and dead, slumped in a closet with cords bound and connecting his neck and his genitals, Bangkok police said.

"The two ropes were tied together," Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure."

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everything you wanted to know about aea but were afraid to ask. . .

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Kung Fu star David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel on Thursday. Police discovered him in a closet with cords tied around his neck and genitals, suggesting that he asphyxiated while engaged in a sex game. Is there a safe, proper way to perform autoerotic asphyxiation?

No. There is no doctor-approved way to strangle yourself while having sex or while masturbating. Indeed, cutting off oxygen to the brain is never a good idea. But there are ways to make this dangerous act slightly less dangerous: Do it with a trusted partner; set up a "safeword," commonly used in bondage situations, to signal your partner to let you go; don't use drugs or alcohol, which could make the strain that much riskier; and, of course, don't tie the belt or rope too tight. Some deaths by asphyxiation occur simply because the victim made escape too difficult—in one case, a man rigged it so he would have needed a bolt cutter to release his chains.

Autoerotic asphyxiation, or AEA, is typically performed in the following way: A man—the vast majority of AEAers are male—loops a belt or rope around his neck, attaches the other end to a door knob or pipe, and lowers himself into a controlled suspension. Sex or masturbation ensues. The pressure from the belt cuts off the flow of blood through the veins in his neck, causing blood to congest in the brain. Oxygen levels drop and carbon dioxide levels increase, producing lightheadedness and, for some, intensifying erotic pleasure.

When death occurs, it's usually because of pressure on a part of the neck called the carotid body, a small cluster of chemoreceptors located near the fork of the carotid artery. Pressure on the carotid body causes a discharge from the vagus nerve. This slows down the heart and can make a person pass out instantaneously. (That's why karate chops and the Vulcan nerve pinch target the vagus nerve.) Losing consciousness causes the person to go limp, which tightens the choke and decreases circulation through the neck arteries, causing asphyxiation. Rarely is there enough pressure to block the windpipe—rather, it's the lack of blood flow that causes death.

Can't you just hold your breath? Sure, but that's unlikely to have the same effect. Studies suggest that people who practice AEA do so because of the risk of flirting with death—not just because orgasms without oxygen feel good. (The bodies of AEA victims sometimes have evidence of masochism as well, like cigarette burns or mutilated genitalia.)

The first recorded case of autoerotic asphyxiation was Frantisek Kotzwara, a famous composer from Prague who died in 1791 while having sex with a prostitute. (She was tried for murder and acquitted.) Influential underground cartoonist Vaughn Bodé asphyxiated to death in 1975, according to his son. Stephen Milligan, a member of British Parliament, was found dead in his home in 1994, naked except for suspenders and women's stockings, strangled by an electrical cord. In 1997, a coroner called the death of INXS singer Michael Hutchence a suicide, but his girlfriend and some members of his family believed he died from AEA.

Statistics on AEA are hard to come by, since deaths by asphyxiation are often reported as suicide. But the FBI estimates that it accounts for 500 to 1,000 deaths a year. Closely related is the so-called "choking game"—the adolescent practice of strangling yourself or a friend—which caused 65 deaths in 2007.

Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer (ask_the_explainer at yahoo.com).


the "choking game"?

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So much for going out with a little dignity.


Yeah, I don't understand why all his friends were so quick to jump out and declare so definitively that he didn't commit suicide like that was such an indignity to even suggest. I think at this point if it was me, I'd be screaming from the afterlife, "SHUT UP, ASSHOLES! I KILLED MYSELF!! I WAS DEPRESSED, LET IT GO!"

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Suicide = embarassing but Balls-To-Neck strangulation = OK?

I don't see it. I'm thinking the family is is pushing for murder disguised as sex death.

How that could be I don't know.


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they are claiming it was ninjas, basically

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if someone i knew died in bangkok i'd probably think it was ninjas too

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Fox news was literally reporting today that his camp claims he was killed by "Kung fu assassins". It said that on the screen!


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Well that sounds better than 'dying by beating off incorrectly'.

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It said that on the screen!


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Fox news was literally reporting today that his camp claims he was killed by "Kung fu assassins".


are you saying you're surprised that fox news had a headline like that up. they're kinda like the new york post/boston herald of tv journalism most of the time.

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Stephen Milligan, a member of British Parliament, was found dead in his home in 1994, naked except for suspenders and women's stockings, strangled by an electrical cord.


i almost choked on my apple


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slate's 'explainer' Wrote:
Stephen Milligan, a member of British Parliament, was found dead in his home in 1994, naked except for suspenders and women's stockings, strangled by an electrical cord.


i almost choked on my apple


As I remember, "suspenders" was a garter belt.

Who watches Fox news more than an occasion dip into the schlock?

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At least Carradine's body ended up in the closet instead of some Kung Pao dish.


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Who watches Fox news more than an occasion dip into the schlock?

Probably around 30 million people I'd guess.


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Fox news was literally reporting today that his camp claims he was killed by "Kung fu assassins". It said that on the screen!

that is the most awesome thing I've ever heard.

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everything you wanted to know about aea but were afraid to ask. . .

slate's 'explainer' Wrote:
Autoerotic asphyxiation, or AEA, is typically performed in the following way: A man—the vast majority of AEAers are male—loops a belt or rope around his neck, attaches the other end to a door knob or pipe, and lowers himself into a controlled suspension. Sex or masturbation ensues. The pressure from the belt cuts off the flow of blood through the veins in his neck, causing blood to congest in the brain. Oxygen levels drop and carbon dioxide levels increase, producing lightheadedness and, for some, intensifying erotic pleasure.


couldn't just settle for poppers?


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