you must not have had the rambling make-it-up-as-you-go-fire-breathin-sermon-singin-praises-an'-shoutin'-glory-til-your-hypmotized-followed-by-the-glassy-eyed-meet-n-greet-on-the-way-out evangelical protestant experience that i recall from my youth

takes at least 4 hours

And the moral of this story
Children it is plain but true
God knows if a preacher preaches long enough
Even he'll get hungry too